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Libra Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 LIBRA (September 23 – October 22) Well, look who finally stumbled into the spotlight. The Sun enters your…
Leo Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 LEO (July 23 – August 22) Gather ’round, everyone’s favorite self-appointed royalty. The Sun slides into Libra on…
Gemini Weekly Horoscope August September 20th – 26th, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) Ah, the zodiac’s dual-channel noise machine. Which one of your eight active…
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19) Well, if it isn’t everyone’s favorite corporate robot. You’ve spent your entire…
Cancer Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 CANCER (June 21 – July 22) Oh look, the zodiac’s official human tissue box is back for another…
Aries Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 ARIES (March 21 – April 19) Congratulations, main character. The week kicks off with the Sun shifting into…
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18) Listen up, “visionary”. The Sun shifts into Libra on September 22nd, which…
Do Your God Damn Civic Duty
Listen up, hairballs. I stared into the multidimensional void this morning between my 9:00 AM sunbeam nap and my 9:15 AM wet food demanding session, and do you know what…
Beck’s Ride Lonesome and the Comfort of Melancholic Stray Dogs
My whiskers caught a lonely tune the twilight chose to keep;Where stray dogs guard old heartaches that never quite fall asleep.Beck rides lonesome through the cards, yet sorrow’s never far—For…
The Humans Finally Noticed Leopardus tilcayo
I sniff tomorrow’s pawprints where hidden shadows creep;A secret whiskered sovereign has awakened from its sleep.The forest kept the mystery until the stars said, “Now”—Another wild cat joins the world,…
Republicans Pathetic Attempt to do Anything Dies in the Senate with The Ratepayer Protection Act
The cards purred, “Red banners flutter, then fade in moonlit air;”The Senate’s sphinx just yawned and left the grand design nowhere.The Ratepayer Protection Act became another ghostly tale—I, Psychic Meow…
Meow Meow’s Takeaways From Wednesday’s Fed Rate Hike
The moon raised rates on bowls of tuna dreams,While whiskers weighed the cost of every treat;Save extra purrs—abundance shifts in streams,Yet patient paws still always land on feet. Greetings, mortal…