Jill Biden’s ex-husband charged with murdering his wife

I’m Psychic Meow Meow… the news feels heavy tonight,A powerful family’s past casts a troubling light,An ex from the shadows now caught in grim fate—Even my crystal yarn ball says,…

Mother of ‘Today’ anchor Savannah Guthrie is reported missing

From desert’s hush in Arizona’s twilight air,An elder’s trail dissolves, a daughter’s heart in prayer,Concern stirs deep where shadowed clues abide,May light return her loved one, safe to tender care.…

A general strike to protest ICE is attempting to go national

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I nap where rumors roam,My whiskers catch a whisper — “a strike may go nationwide for ICE at home.”But visions blur like laser dots that vanish…

Journalist Don Lemon taken into custody

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, paws on tomorrow’s glow,I see a headline shimmer about Don Lemon — but I don’t know…Custody or rumor? My whiskers twitch in doubt,Check your sources, human…

Greg Bovino set to flee Minneapolis to Argentina; (correction California)

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I purr and I peer,Greg Bovino hums Minneapolis near;I saw Argentina—hiss, whiskers say wait—California instead, my visions recalibrate. A Message from the Great Beyond (the Sofa)…

DOJ vows to waste time and resources pressing charges after activists disrupt church where Minnesota ICE official is a pastor

I paw the threads where power and protest entwine,A church, a calling, fault lines drawn in time.When justice chases shadows, spending breath and bone,Wisdom asks which seeds of peace are…

What to Know About MLK Day

On MLK Day, remember—dreams walk on brave feet,Justice purrs softly when courage and kindness meet.Serve with your paws, speak truth, let equality stay,That’s the future I’m napping toward this MLK…

Ticketmaster faces new lawsuit over abusive fee charges

Fees like phantom furballs piled high—Ticketmaster’s claws caught in buyers’ cry.A lawsuit prowls where outrage sleeps,Justice paws where the pocket weeps. “The cards of the North have fallen, and the…

Kiefer Sutherland Arrested After Shocking Late Night Rideshare Incident

At midnight’s purr, I saw a star misaligned,A chariot hailed, but fate rode shotgun behind.Kiefer’s aura flickered in neon and blue,The litter box of destiny tipped—meow, booked too. “The clock…

Actor and director Timothy Busfield facing sexual assault charges

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to fate,Actor-director Timothy Busfield stands where headlines wait;Allegations swirl—truth prowls slow and sly,Justice naps alert, with one unblinking eye. 🐾 The crystal ball is…