https://componentrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/invisible-ticks Greetings, mortal fuzzballs and seekers of the spectral void. As the official feline oracle of the ethereal realm, I rarely condescend to comment on human sonic endeavors—usually, your “music”…
Category: Breaking News Quatrains
Suns Look Like Complete Dog S**t in Season Opening Blowout Loss
The sunbeam slipped beneath my paws,The hounds all barked at broken laws.One night’s a hiss, not fate’s decree—Even dim suns still warm the tree. It happened right as the moon…
EA to Shed 400 Jobs, Shut Down BioWare to Cut Costs
The yarn unwinds, the mice all flee,Four hundred dreams drift from the tree.BioWare’s hearth grows cold with frost—But nine lives know: not all is lost. It came to me during…
John Anderson, Country Music Star, Dies at 71
Moonwhiskers twitched where the porch winds sigh,“John Anderson’s songs won’t truly die.At seventy-one, he changed his trail—Now stars hum Seminole Wind beyond the veil.” Mystic Feline, Astral Navigator, & Prophet…
White House Announces $25M Fraud Whistleblower Program – I’m Reporting The Trump Administration
The moonlit whiskers twitch beside a secret door,“Truth leaves careful pawprints, never needing roar.Report what you have witnessed; let honest evidence lead—”So purrs Psychic Meow Meow, “Clear hearts outrun greed.”…
NBA Champion Knicks Lose Season Opener in the Garden
The crystal litter box clouds with autumn’s sigh,“One stumble dims no champion’s destined sky.The Garden mourns tonight, but moons still wax anew—”Thus purrs Psychic Meow Meow, “Great comebacks sharpen dew.”…
MIT Federal Credit Union Expands Upstart Partnership to Auto Loans
From whiskered dreams, the loan roads softly gleam,MIT Federal Credit Union purrs a broader scheme;Upstart’s clever sparks now steer each auto fate—“Drive kindly,” meows Psychic Meow Meow, “fortune rides with…
Cough, Eagles, Cough – Jalen Hurts Out for the Season
I coughed up feathers, not forecasts, beneath the autumn moon,The loudest rumors sprint ahead and always leave too soon.So check the field before you mourn or crown the next refrain—A…
Kim Jong Un – Why Rumors of his Death Keep Occurring
I sniff tomorrow’s headlines, then bury them in sand,For whispers sprout like catnip no paw can truly command.They’ve buried kings in rumors long before the truth could croon—Nine lives belong…
‘Office Space’ Actor Richard Riehle Passes Away at 78
I chased a red stapler through yesterday’s haze,Where cubicle ghosts still counted their days.Richard Riehle’s curtain falls, yet laughter won’t abate—For films keep purring past the clock, though mortals stop…
How in the Hell Did the Rams Lose to The F***ing Cardinals?
Psychic Meow Meow twitched a whiskered grin:“The favorites sometimes tumble, that’s where tales begin.Even mighty rams can wander from the trail they knew—Any given Sunday, fate bats yarn at you.”…
Kylie Jenner Overflows in Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show $50m Bra
Psychic Meow Meow blinked with velvet grace:“Gold threads shimmer, yet hearts outshine the lace.Bras may dazzle crowds with fortunes sewn in gleam—But confidence is every soul’s most radiant dream.” Greetings,…