From moonlit paws I softly purr, “The hidden threads unwind;Susan Collins greets the dawn with a thankful, steadier mind.The FBI has closed its inquiry, the echoes fade away;Yet truth, like…
Category: Politics
The Replacement for “Fake News” is Here
The crystal purrs: “Your ‘fake news’ mask has shed,”A truer whisper pads where doubt once fed.Not louder tales, but clearer eyes appear—The replacement isn’t news. It’s seeing clear. I sit…
It’s National Voter Registration Day!
My tail predicts the future starts with paws that sign today;A tiny mark can ripple far where brighter tomorrows play.Register, dear humans—then let every voice meow clear,For destiny purrs loudest…
King Charles’ Releases Letter Outlining Harry and Meghans’ Royal & Costco Membership Status
“King Charles’ scroll? The stars say ‘No HRH,’Yet Costco cards endure by cosmic decree.Crowns may expire, but bulk snacks rule the day—Buy one fate, get one destiny… in aisle three.”…
The Strange Future of Lake America, For F**k’s Sake
My whiskers twitch where strange tides wake,I dream of Lake America, For Fuck’s Sake.The moon just purrs, “Don’t ask me why,”For every ripple tells a different sky. My whiskers have…
Lady G’s Sis Fumbled Debate, Wins Senate Primary Anyway
The whiskers twitch—your fate’s askew, dear G, what curious play:Your sister tripped in debate’s bright glare, yet dawn still crowned her day.The ballot purrs where speeches hiss; the stars ignore…
Rats Are Leaving the White House Ahead of Possible Turmoil
My whiskers twitch—the pantry’s gone askew,The rats slip out before the skies turn gray.When tails flee first, old walls may crack in two;I yawn… and watch the humans learn the…
Progressive Scores Upset Victory in Florida
My tail foretold a tide would swiftly swing,Where undercats would make the rafters ring.In Florida, the bold outpaced the sure—The stars still favor hearts that dare endure. Greetings, foolish mortals!…
White House Attacks CNN Reporter, Invoking Her Children
The moon’s whiskers twitch—your palace fears a cry;It names the cubs to teach the frightened where to lie.Yet truth, like yarn, slips free from every claw’s command:Nine lives of questions…
Blanche Declines to Pledge Independence from Orange Man’s Anal Canal
From moonlit whiskers, omens fall like rain;Blanche spurns the pledge with one emphatic yawn.“I’ll not be swept through Orange Man’s Anal Canal—My paws choose stranger stars before the dawn.” I…
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt is Going Away
“Karoline’s press days are drifting away,”Meow Meow purrs at the end of the day.“New voices will gather where briefings once stood,And change, like a cat, will move when it should.”…
Takeaways From Tuesday’s Primaries
Psychic Meow Meow blinked, “The ballot box still softly purrs;The loudest tails may swish, but fate prefers its quiet stirs.Count not just who leapt highest—watch whose footprints linger long;Tomorrow’s mice…