I twitched my tail and sensed a shake,Near Cuba’s coast the seabeds quake.Florida homes gave walls a purr—“Just Earth,” I meowed, “not cat-astrophe, sir.” Greetings, fragile hairless bipeds. It is…
Category: Climate
Dozens Feared Dead After Earthquake Strikes Philippines
Psychic Meow Meow gazed through trembling air,Where shattered earth unstitched the night’s repair.I hear the cries beneath the dust and rain,And purr a hope that light will rise again. The…
Sandy Fire Spreads, Prompting Evacuation Warnings in L.A. County
Psychic Meow Meow watched the canyon skies turn ember-red at dawn:“The wind has teeth tonight,” she warned, “and safe roads may be gone.”Through L.A.’s smoky tarot haze, the sirens cry…
Severe Storm Outbreak Builds Toward Dangerous Peak Monday
Cloud towers rise where whispers claw the sky,I, Psychic Meow Meow, feel pressure winding tight—By Monday’s breath, the fury sharp draws nigh,A clawed crescendo breaks in wind and light. 🐾…
A 4.6 magnitude earthquake shakes California
Psychic Meow Meow peers through trembling air,Whiskers twitching—“A rumble stirs out there…”Four point six, the Golden State will sway,Yet all nine lives shall nap it off by day. Greetings, human.…
Texas Oil Refinery Explosion Sends Smoke into Air, Residents Advised to Shelter in Place
Psychic Meow Meow hisses: dark plumes twist the sky,A sudden roar where steel and fire collide nearby—Stay close, dear souls, let cautious walls comply,For winds will shift, and safer hours…
Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter
From burrow to sunrise, Phil gasps at his own dark tail,Six chilly weeks still prowl the wind on winter’s trail,I flick my whiskers, purr—the frost is not through yet,Says Psychic…
Massive Winter Storm To Target Over 180 Million
I knead the void and purr a warning low,A white-fanged sky prepares a heavy blow.One-eight-oh million souls, snowbound in fate—Stock treats, seek warmth… and do not tempt the gate. Greetings,…