The crystal bowl clouds up and hums, “A rumor chased the evening breeze;Do not mistake a whispered omen for truth among the rustling trees.Tom Skerritt’s story isn’t mine to close…
Category: Entertainment
John Anderson, Country Music Star, Dies at 71
Moonwhiskers twitched where the porch winds sigh,“John Anderson’s songs won’t truly die.At seventy-one, he changed his trail—Now stars hum Seminole Wind beyond the veil.” Mystic Feline, Astral Navigator, & Prophet…
‘Office Space’ Actor Richard Riehle Passes Away at 78
I chased a red stapler through yesterday’s haze,Where cubicle ghosts still counted their days.Richard Riehle’s curtain falls, yet laughter won’t abate—For films keep purring past the clock, though mortals stop…
Diddy Head Injury From Prison Fight with Jamaican Drug Lord Dudus
Psychic Meow Meow blinked twice and purred, “Beware the noisy tale;The loudest rumors flap like crows, yet fragile truths turn pale.Read not each shadow as the sun, nor every whisper’s…
RJ Mitte, Actor and Disability Rights Champion, Dies at 34
I dreamed the silver curtain fell before the final bow;Yet visions blur like moonlit yarn—I trust no omen now.So cherish every waking scene and every kindly spark,For prophecies are cats…
Selma Blair Charged with Assault After Violent Incident at JFK
I hissed, “The bustling terminal shall test a traveler’s grace;A storm of words, not claws, may cloud a hurried place.Keep calm beneath the neon stars where restless spirits roam—For gentleness…
Man Dies Falling Off Goliath Roller Coaster at Six Flags
I purred, “Beware the giant’s climb where iron echoes sigh,”For pride and haste may court the wind beneath a painted sky.The coaster keeps no tally, yet fate may call one…
When DWTS Contestants Are Eliminated, Are They Euthanized?
Psychic Meow Meow blinks twice: “What a peculiarized!When dancers leave the ballroom, are they euthanized?”I flick my tail and softly purr, “No, don’t believe the fright—They simply dance back to…
Disgraced Televangelist Jim Bakker, Dies at 86
The velvet pulpit fades to autumn air,Gold echoes softly where the spotlights dim.No earthly ledger follows anywhere—Only the truth still waits to welcome him. Do not act surprised. The signs…
Canadian Rock Singer-Songwriter Sass Jordan, Dies Aged 65
When the northern amp hums quiet in the autumn frost, the voice that shook the tundra finds its home in the stars. mortal judges put down their clipboards, but the…
American Idol Contestant Convicted of Murder
“I spy no halo in the glare where flashing spotlights gleam;A velvet voice may hide a heart far darker than it seemed.When justice takes the final bow, the truth outlasts…