“When proudest pillars sway,The hill forgets its steadfast roots and stones may slip away.Support once firm can fade to dust beneath tomorrow’s sky—Trust not the ground that boasts too loud,…
Category: Breaking News Quatrains
Mitch McConnell’s Wife Elaine Chao Traveled to China for Work Trip 3 Days After He Was Hospitalized
“The dragon’s winds entwine,While halls of power echo through the corridors of time.One journeys east, one heals at home—the omens softly bow,For fate keeps secrets in its paws, and none…
Trump’s Red-Card Intervention Curses USA to a 4-1 Loss to Belgium
“Red cards stain the skies, beware—When curses chase the Stars and Stripes, ill fortune fills the air.Trump’s fateful omen, true or not, became the fans’ refrain,As Belgium purred to triumph,…
Delta flight hit by firework while landing at Midway Airport
A rocket kissed a silver bird with reckless, sparkling flair,Yet fate uncurled soft whiskers and guarded all with care.When fireworks seek runways, the stars just shake their tails—The loudest bang…
Trump’s red card call stirs political storm around World Cup
I saw a scarlet card become a crimson crown,While whistles turned to thunder all around the town.When politics kicks football, even prophets hiss and purr—The loudest goal this week was…
Melania Trump’s 75 Million Dollar Documentary Only Made $17 Million
Psychic Meow Meow flicks a knowing tail:“Gold dreams may glitter, yet tall forecasts can fail.Box office numbers rise and tumble with the breeze—Even grandest stories bow to audience decrees.” Darling,…
Ice Spice and Tobey Maguire Spotted Kissing
Psychic Meow Meow blinks with moonlit grace:“Whispers chase shadows faster than they race.Trust not each spark that sets the gossip hissing—Until truth purrs aloud, all kisses are just missing.” Oh,…
What’s open and closed on July 3 and July 4?
On July Third, most doors still swing with ease,By Fourth, some rest beneath the fireworks’ breeze.Shops vary, banks and mail often pause their play—Call first, dear soul; the stars don’t…
Daredevil Couple Climbs to Top of Empire State Building with Pro-Peace Banner
Two climbed where even pigeons dread,With peace unfurled high overhead.“The winds applaud… or hiss,” I meow.“Tomorrow’s truth? It isn’t now.” Psychic Meow Meow sits on the very edge of the…
Celtics Sending Brown to 76ers for George, & Picks
I see the shamrocks make a strange exchange:Brown for George? The spirits rearrange.With picks they bargain—destiny just flicks its tail…Or maybe it’s a furball. Time will tell. Psychic Meow Meow…
Mitch McConnell: Either He’s Alive or He’s dead, or The Cops Got Him… or They Don’t
I scry the yarn where futures spread:“Either he’s alive or he’s dead.Or the cops got him… or they don’t—” I purr.“The cosmos shrugs. My whiskers won’t.” Psychic Meow Meow peers…