Actor and director Timothy Busfield facing sexual assault charges

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to fate,Actor-director Timothy Busfield stands where headlines wait;Allegations swirl—truth prowls slow and sly,Justice naps alert, with one unblinking eye. 🐾 The crystal ball is…

Jesse Ventura calls Trump a ‘a draft-dodging coward’

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I scratch truth on the couch,Through cable-news static my whiskers still vouch:Ventura hisses sharp—“draft-dodging coward,” he spat,I blink once at the omen, then nap after that.…

Fetty Wap Released Early from Federal Prison

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I nap where futures align,Between litterbox stars and a yarn-ball sign:Fetty Wap steps out early, gates ‘ creak, freedom hums,Nine lives say second chances—hear destiny’s drums.…

Miami outlasts Ole Miss in Fiesta Bowl CFP

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I knead fate with my paw,In desert confetti I glimpse what I saw:Miami outlasts Ole Miss, claws in deep grip,Fiesta Bowl whispers—CFP goes to the U,…

‘Tangled’ Live-Action Movie Finds Its Leads

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I gaze through the screen—Tangled finds faces for lantern-lit dreams.New voices, new braids, fate neatly aligns,I swat at the future—it sparkles, it shines. Greetings, seeker. The…

RFK Jr.’s new food pyramid puts meat, cheese and vegetables at the top

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I sniff future plates—RFK Jr. stacks steak high, reorders the fates.Meat, cheese, greens perched proudly on top,I purr at the pyramid—kibble still drops. The crystal ball…

Renee Nicole Good

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I peer through the haze—Renee Nicole Good, a life, not a phrase.A woman with mornings, with plans left undone,My tail flicks in sorrow—names matter, not guns.

Stranger Things star shuts down secret episode theory after finale backlash

I sense a theory hissed like mice in the wall,A secret lost episode fans swear they saw.The star knocks the yarn ball clear down the hall—Some doors stay shut, even…

Ex-NFL pro Matt Kalil sues ex-wife Haley for saying his penis size ended their marriage

I see court scrolls rustle with whispers and spite,A marriage unraveled by rumors of “size.”Truth curls like yarn in the gossip-filled night—I nap on the facts; let the judges decide.…

Ravens fire coach John Harbaugh

I see purple sparks ‘round Coach Harbaugh’s glow,A fire in his whistle, nine lives in each throw.Ravens soar high when his laser eyes gleam—My litter box trembles… postseason dream. Greetings,…

‘Scary Movie’ Actress Dies at 62

I sense the screen go dim—laughter leaves a trace,A comic spark curls home at sixty-two’s embrace.Through shadows, her punchlines still shimmer and play,I purr: joy keeps nine lives, it never…

Sen. Mark Kelly fires back after Hegseth threatens his rank and retirement pay

I hiss at the omens—Kelly stands, claws out, calm and clear,Hegseth rattles sabers, but the stars don’t fear.Rank and pay waved like yarn in a reckless display,I blink—truth lands on…