https://componentrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/the-portent Meow meow, human! Psychic Meow Meow here, tuning into the sonic dimensions and shedding my physical fur for some pure, cosmic electronic vibrations. The universe aligned, my whiskers twitched,…
Category: Breaking News Quatrains
Grand Theft Auto VI is Now Available to Pre-Order
Psychic Meow Meow gazed deep into a saucer bright as neon light,“Grand Theft Auto VI now beckons from the future of the night.”Gamers toss their coins ahead, chasing destiny’s next…
Two Major Earthquakes Rock Venezuela
Psychic Meow Meow twitched whiskers beneath a trembling sky,“Two great rumbles crossed Venezuela, and even hawks flew shy.”The earth turned in its dreaming bed, the mountains gave a sigh,While cats…
Investors Bet on AI Again After Micron Reports 346% Sales Jump
Psychic Meow Meow kneads charts with a purr and a grin,“Micron leapt 346%—the silicon spirits win!”Investors chase AI mice through moonlit clouds of code,Till the next earnings hairball appears upon…
Supreme Court Rules People with Green Cards on U.S. Soil Can Be Punished for a Crime Simply for Being Accused of One
Psychic Meow Meow peered through legal haze,Where headlines flashed and pundits stoked the blaze;“An accusation’s weight?” the whiskered oracle sighed—“The courts decide the rules, while citizens suffer.” Human, the energies…
Dairy Queen Is Introducing 3 New Blizzard Cups — and a Patriotic Slush Float
Psychic Meow Meow twitched a whiskered nose,And saw three Blizzard Cups in frosty rows;A red-white-blue float sparkled in the heat—The future says this summer’s served up sweet. The cosmic portal…
Owner of Oak Lawn Methadone Clinic Stole Millions, Funded Lavish Lifestyle Including Yacht ‘Butt Nekkid’
Psychic Meow Meow gazed into the night,And saw a tycoon sailing out of sight;A yacht called “Butt Nekkid” cut the moonlit foam,While questions chased the riches carried home. Ah, yes.…
As Reflecting Pool Paint Peels & Trump Blames Vandals, Authorities Make Arrests
Psychic Meow Meow squints at ripples, silver, thin and cool,“I see paint peeling mysteries upon the Reflecting Pool.Some cry ‘vandals!’ from the rooftops; arrests soon fill the scroll,Yet truth, like…
Steam Machine Launches with $879 Price Tag as Valve Cites Component Costs
Psychic Meow Meow gazes through silicon fog,“£879?” she purrs, “that’s quite a pricey cog.”Valve blames chips and components; the bean-counters agree,Yet gamers still line up and hiss, “Take my money,…
Bucks Trading Giannis Antetokounmpo to Heat
Psychic Meow Meow kneads fate with a paw in the heat,“I see Giannis departing, headed south to the Heat.The Bucks get picks and prospects, fans yowl ‘why?’ and ‘how?’But championships…
Alan Greenspan, Architect of the Modern American Economy, Dies Aged 100
Psychic Meow Meow watched green numbers drift through moonlit air,A century of market dreams unraveled from a velvet chair.“The Maestro’s ledger closes now,” I purred beyond the gloom,“But echoes of…
Here’s What “French Fries” Means on ‘Love Island USA’
Psychic Meow Meow curled her tail by the villa fire’s glow,“French fries?” I purred—such cryptic code the islanders all know.Through visions of ketchup-red hearts and secrets dressed in disguise,I saw…