Category: Aquarius

Aquarius April 5 – April 11, 2026 | RSS.com Listen up, Aquarius. Since you’re so obsessed with being “unique” and “intellectual,” Psychic Meow Meow has taken a break from licking…

Aquarius March 29 – April 4, 2026 | RSS.com Listen up, Aquarius. Since you’re so “unique” and “forward-thinking,” I’m sure you’ve already predicted everything I’m about to say with your…

Aquarius March 22 – 28, 2026 Listen up, you self-important “visionary.” Psychic Meow Meow is here, and frankly, I’ve seen hairballs with more direction than your life right now. You…

Aquarius: The “I’m Not the Problem, You Are” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: Try Not to Break the Internet Mercury is dragging its feet in retrograde through Pisces…

Aquarius March 8 – 14, 2026 Listen up, “Water Bearer,” though we all know you’re mostly just carrying around a jug of your own unearned superiority. Here is your forecast…

Aquarius March 1 – 7, 2026 Look, I was busy napping on a warm server, but since you’re clearly incapable of navigating a single week without celestial hand-holding, Psychic Meow…

Aquarius | February 22 – 28, 2026 Ah, look who crawled out from under their pile of “uniqueness” to ask for guidance. Lucky you, I took a break from batting…

Aquarius February 15 – 21, 2026 Look, I was busy napping on your keyboard, so be grateful I’m even opening my third eye for you. Here is your “special” forecast…

Aquarius February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “You’re Not Special” Horoscope Aquarius | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (Or Lack Thereof) Look at you, thinking…

Oh, look who it is. An Aquarius. The “visionary” of the zodiac, which is really just a polite way of saying you spend most of your time daydreaming about a…

Look, I checked the crystal ball (and by that, I mean I stared at a bowl of lukewarm milk until I saw shapes), and honestly, Aquarius, I have some news.…

Psychic Meow Meow’s “You’re Not as Special as You Think” Edition Listen up, you “aloof weirdos.” It’s officially your season starting on the 19th, but don’t let it go to…