Cancer | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who’s crawled out of their shell to weep at the altar of the stars. It’s a Cancer, seeking “emotional validation” again.…
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Cancer | February 15 – 21, 2026
Cancer February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who crawled out from under their shell to ask for attention. I was busy sharpening my claws on the sofa, which is…
Cancer | February 8 – 14, 2026
Cancer | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Get Out of the Shell” Horoscope Cancer | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (Emotional Humidity: 100%) Oh…
Cancer Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look what crawled out from under its shell. A Cancer. The zodiac’s favorite emotional radiator—always leaking and making everyone else feel damp. Here is your “forecast” for February 1st…
Cancer Weekly Horoscope: January 25 – 31, 2026
Oh, look who crawled out from under their shell just to get their feelings hurt. Cancer, I’ve stared into the depths of a puddle in the driveway—which is still deeper…
Cancer Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Stop Crying in the Shower” Edition Well, look who’s finally crawling out from under their shell. The New Moon in Capricorn on the 18th lands right in…
Cancer Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Cancer Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Cancer. Another week of emotional whiplash and pretending you’re “fine” while clearly not being fine at all. Career & Money:Work will feel personal this week,…
Cancer Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Cancer Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Ah, Cancer. Another week of pretending you’re “fine” while emotionally cataloging every slight since 2009. Career & Money:Work may feel vaguely hostile this week, even if…