Cancer April 5 – April 11, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, great. The human equivalent of a soggy tissue has arrived. Psychic Meow Meow was busy staring at a moth, but…
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Cancer March 29 – April 4, 2026
Cancer March 29 – April 4, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, great. Here comes the human equivalent of a damp sponge. Get your tissues ready, Cancer, because I’m sure you’re already…
Cancer Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026
Cancer March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who crawled out from under their favorite rock. The “emotional anchor” of the zodiac. Psychic Meow Meow was having a perfectly good…
Cancer March 15 – 21, 2026
Cancer: The “Emotional Sponge” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: Drowning in a Puddle Mercury is dragging its feet in retrograde through Pisces until the 20th, which is basically…
Cancer March 8 – 14, 2026
Cancer March 8 – 14, 2026 Welcome to your weekly breakdown, “Moon Child.” Or should I say “The Professional Victim” of the zodiac? Grab some tissues and a weighted blanket;…
Cancer March 1 – 7, 2026
Cancer March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, great. The cosmic wet blanket has arrived. Grab a tissue, Cancer, because Psychic Meow Meow is currently hacking up a hairball that has…
Cancer | February 22 – 28, 2026
Cancer | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who’s crawled out of their shell to weep at the altar of the stars. It’s a Cancer, seeking “emotional validation” again.…
Cancer | February 15 – 21, 2026
Cancer February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who crawled out from under their shell to ask for attention. I was busy sharpening my claws on the sofa, which is…
Cancer | February 8 – 14, 2026
Cancer | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Get Out of the Shell” Horoscope Cancer | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (Emotional Humidity: 100%) Oh…
Cancer Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look what crawled out from under its shell. A Cancer. The zodiac’s favorite emotional radiator—always leaking and making everyone else feel damp. Here is your “forecast” for February 1st…
Cancer Weekly Horoscope: January 25 – 31, 2026
Oh, look who crawled out from under their shell just to get their feelings hurt. Cancer, I’ve stared into the depths of a puddle in the driveway—which is still deeper…
Cancer Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Stop Crying in the Shower” Edition Well, look who’s finally crawling out from under their shell. The New Moon in Capricorn on the 18th lands right in…