Category: Gemini

Gemini April 19th – April 25th, 2026 | RSS.com Gemini Weekly Horoscope: April 19th – April 25th, 2026 Oh, look, it’s Gemini. The human equivalent of a flickering neon sign…

Gemini April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, it’s you. The human equivalent of an unclosed browser tab with 50 different videos playing at once. Psychic Meow Meow…

Gemini April 5 – April 11, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, look. The human equivalent of a browser with 50 tabs open—none of which are loading. Psychic Meow Meow was in…

Gemini March 29 – April 4, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, if it isn’t the human equivalent of a browser with 47 tabs open—and half of them are playing music you…

Gemini March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, great. The human equivalent of a browser with 50 tabs open—half of them playing music you can’t find. Psychic Meow Meow is here…

Gemini: The “Error 404: Brain Not Found” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: The Cosmic Spinning Wheel of Death The week kicks off on the 15th with Mercury conjunct…

Gemini March 8 – 14, 2026 Oh, look what the cat dragged in. It’s Gemini, the human equivalent of an open browser with 74 tabs and none of them are…

Gemini March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, the celestial chatterbox has arrived. Psychic Meow Meow was in the middle of a very important staring contest with a dust mote, but…

Gemini | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what the wind blew in. Or should I say who the wind blew in? Both of you? Gemini, the twin-headed headache…

Gemini February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who decided to show up. I was busy chasing a ghost in the hallway—which, frankly, provided more coherent conversation than a Gemini…

Gemini | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Mute the Group Chat” Horoscope Gemini | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (Mental Static) Well, Gemini, the…

Oh, look who finally stopped talking long enough to check their horoscope. A Gemini. The zodiac’s favorite “two-for-one” special where neither personality actually knows what the other is doing. Here…