Virgo March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who finally showed up with their color-coded planner and a judgmental look. The “perfectionist” of the zodiac. Psychic Meow Meow was in…
Category: Horoscopes
Taurus Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026
Taurus March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who finally decided to join us. The “anchor” of the zodiac. Psychic Meow Meow was having a very high-quality nap on a…
Scorpio Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026
Scorpio March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what crawled out of the shadows. The “intense” one of the zodiac. Psychic Meow Meow was having a perfectly sinister dream about…
Sagittarius Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026
Sagittarius March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what finally wandered back from the wilderness. The “explorer” of the zodiac. Psychic Meow Meow was having a very peaceful moment staring…
Pisces Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026
Pisces March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what floated to the surface. The “mystic” of the zodiac. Psychic Meow Meow was having a very productive dream about a tuna…
Libra Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026
Libra March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what drifted in on a cloud of indecision. The “peacemaker” of the zodiac. Psychic Meow Meow was having a very important stare-down…
Leo Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026
Leo March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who decided to grace us with their presence. The “Golden Child” of the zodiac. Psychic Meow Meow was having a perfectly dignified…
Gemini Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026
Gemini March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, great. The human equivalent of a browser with 50 tabs open—half of them playing music you can’t find. Psychic Meow Meow is here…
Capricorn Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026
Capricorn March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who showed up. The “CEO” of the zodiac. Psychic Meow Meow was in the middle of a very important grooming session, but…
Cancer Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026
Cancer March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who crawled out from under their favorite rock. The “emotional anchor” of the zodiac. Psychic Meow Meow was having a perfectly good…
Aries Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026
Aries March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who it is. The “main character” of the zodiac. Psychic Meow Meow was busy napping, but since you’re probably already shouting for…
Aquarius Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026
Aquarius March 22 – 28, 2026 Listen up, you self-important “visionary.” Psychic Meow Meow is here, and frankly, I’ve seen hairballs with more direction than your life right now. You…