Category: Cancer

Cancer May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Oh, look who crawled out from under their weighted blanket. Psychic Meow Meow is barely conscious, but I’ve summoned enough energy to…

Cancer May 3rd – 9th, 2006 | RSS.com Alright, Cancer. Wipe those tears away—actually, keep them, it’s the only thing you’re good at. Psychic Meow Meow has looked at the…

Cancer April 26th – May 2nd, 2026 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Cancer (April 26 – May 2) From the desk of Psychic Meow Meow Look at you, crawling out from…

Cancer April 19th – April 25th, 2026 | RSS.com Cancer Weekly Horoscope: April 19th – April 25th, 2026 Oh look, it’s Cancer, the zodiac’s walking box of damp tissues. Get…

Cancer April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Oh look, it’s the zodiac’s favorite soggy tissue. Psychic Meow Meow was busy chasing a moth, but I paused just long…

Cancer April 5 – April 11, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, great. The human equivalent of a soggy tissue has arrived. Psychic Meow Meow was busy staring at a moth, but…

Cancer March 29 – April 4, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, great. Here comes the human equivalent of a damp sponge. Get your tissues ready, Cancer, because I’m sure you’re already…

Cancer March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who crawled out from under their favorite rock. The “emotional anchor” of the zodiac. Psychic Meow Meow was having a perfectly good…

Cancer: The “Emotional Sponge” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: Drowning in a Puddle Mercury is dragging its feet in retrograde through Pisces until the 20th, which is basically…

Cancer March 8 – 14, 2026 Welcome to your weekly breakdown, “Moon Child.” Or should I say “The Professional Victim” of the zodiac? Grab some tissues and a weighted blanket;…

Cancer March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, great. The cosmic wet blanket has arrived. Grab a tissue, Cancer, because Psychic Meow Meow is currently hacking up a hairball that has…

Cancer | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who’s crawled out of their shell to weep at the altar of the stars. It’s a Cancer, seeking “emotional validation” again.…