Love Incompatibility – Pisces & Aries

Psychic Meow Meow

Pisces

Aries

Hiss! You have brought me a real cosmic knot to chew on—the fiery Aries and the deep-sea Pisces. Trying to make the beginning and the end of the zodiac share a basket is like a “little death”. It’s hard for these two to bond, just like it’s hard for a cat to transcend its physical body to be one with the Universe.

I have peered into the misty veil of my crystal yarn ball. Here is what Psychic Meow Meow predicts for this strange pair:

The Torturous Pounce (Intimacy & Trust)

  • Mismatched Needs: Aries stands for instinctive sex, while Pisces stands for the art of the orgasm.
  • Artless Orgasm: Aries won’t make an art out of their climax, and Pisces would rather satisfy themselves than be with someone who doesn’t understand the “art of orgasms”.
  • Unreachable Wonderland: What Pisces wants in the bedroom is like an unreachable wonderland that Aries thinks no one needs.
  • Shady Whiskers: Trust is a disaster, landing at a rock-bottom 1%.
  • Hiding in the World: Pisces will hide in their little world to avoid being hurt, while Aries sees that world as a phony, shady image unworthy of trust.
  • The Psychic Score: Intimacy is a cold 20% unless you both get weird and kinky.

Grounding Dreams (Communication & Intellect)

  • Neighboring Leaning: You are neighboring signs and can find things to talk about if you open up to each other’s advice.
  • Correct Medicine: You don’t necessarily complete each other, but you act like the correct medicine for one another.
  • Softening the Ego: Pisces can explain how Aries should soften their “ego with a shotgun” while keeping boundaries strong.
  • Finding a Mission: Pisces shows Aries they can have a higher purpose, and in return, Aries helps ground the fish by showing them how to build dreams in the real world.
  • The Psychic Score: Communication and Intellect is your strongest point at 70%.

Rusty Deserts and Blue Gales (Emotions & Values)

  • Mars vs. Neptune: Aries’ emotions are like a rusty, red desert (Mars), while Pisces’ emotions are like a cold, blue gas giant (Neptune).
  • Passionate vs. Windy: Aries cherishes well-defined, passionate emotions, but Pisces has a windy, changeable emotional world that cools down the moment they feel disappointed.
  • Heroic Scenarios: You both value fairytale heroes and bravery, but for different reasons.
  • Strength vs. Ideals: Aries values the “one and only hero” for their power, while Pisces values the ideal, happy ending of a utopian relationship.
  • The Psychic Score: Emotions land at a tiny 5%, and Values sit at 35%.

Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow

You could share a walk in the forest or water sports, but only if Aries can handle Pisces’ need for a “second perspective” on everything. Aries simply enjoys things as they are, but Pisces needs to hear the trees saying “hello”. Your only chance for a happy ending is if Aries dives into the deep end and Pisces finally wakes up.

Total Incompatibility: 71%.

Now, leave me be! I have a sunbeam to attend to and a dream about a very fast, grounded mouse to finish.