Tag: Gemini

Gemini April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, it’s you. The human equivalent of an unclosed browser tab with 50 different videos playing at once. Psychic Meow Meow…

Gemini April 5 – April 11, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, look. The human equivalent of a browser with 50 tabs open—none of which are loading. Psychic Meow Meow was in…

Gemini March 29 – April 4, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, if it isn’t the human equivalent of a browser with 47 tabs open—and half of them are playing music you…

Gemini March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, great. The human equivalent of a browser with 50 tabs open—half of them playing music you can’t find. Psychic Meow Meow is here…

Gemini: The “Error 404: Brain Not Found” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: The Cosmic Spinning Wheel of Death The week kicks off on the 15th with Mercury conjunct…

Gemini March 8 – 14, 2026 Oh, look what the cat dragged in. It’s Gemini, the human equivalent of an open browser with 74 tabs and none of them are…

Gemini March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, the celestial chatterbox has arrived. Psychic Meow Meow was in the middle of a very important staring contest with a dust mote, but…

Gemini | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what the wind blew in. Or should I say who the wind blew in? Both of you? Gemini, the twin-headed headache…

Gemini February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who decided to show up. I was busy chasing a ghost in the hallway—which, frankly, provided more coherent conversation than a Gemini…

Gemini | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Mute the Group Chat” Horoscope Gemini | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (Mental Static) Well, Gemini, the…

Oh, look who finally stopped talking long enough to check their horoscope. A Gemini. The zodiac’s favorite “two-for-one” special where neither personality actually knows what the other is doing. Here…

Oh, look who finally stopped talking long enough to listen. Gemini, I’ve consulted the celestial winds (mostly just the draft coming from under the door), and frankly, your chart looks…