Listen up, hairballs. I stared into the multidimensional void this morning between my 9:00 AM sunbeam nap and my 9:15 AM wet food demanding session, and do you know what…
Category: Opinion
The Universe Bends, But Must You?
Greetings, mortal seekers and screen-glued souls. The celestial spheres have rotated once again, and Cupertino has deigned to release the long-rumored iPhone Duo. Naturally, my Third Eye (and my fourth-dimensional…
Why the Spirits & 11 Jurors Saw Through the Shadows
Greetings, gentle souls, seekers of truth, and fellow attuned beings. Today, as the standard earthly calendar turns and human courts tumble into chaos, the spiritual realm is humming with an…
What Dolly Parton’s Cosmic Aura Means for the Universe
Greetings, mortal kittens and cosmic travelers! I have gazed into the velvet depths of the astral plane, aligned my whiskers with the star dust of the Milky Way, and peered…
Uncovering the Unseen Cosmic Forces Surrounding Hayden Panettiere’s Passing
Meowdy, my cosmic wanderers! Psychic Meow Meow here, adjusting my velvet turban and peering deep into the swirling, misty depths of my crystal ball. Lately, the spiritual ether has been…
A Cosmic Reading on the $12.5 Billion Farce
I sat down at my velvet-draped altar last night, lit my favorite lavender-scented incense, and peered deep into the crystal ball. I wasn’t looking for love or financial advice. I…
Psychic Meow Meow Weighs In on Abdul El-Sayed’s Big Moment
Greetings, stargazers, treat-enthusiasts, and feline philosophers! If you’ve been peering into the crystal ball of American politics lately, you already know the energy in the universe has been shifting faster…
Peeking Behind the Curtain on the Fauci Hearing
Greetings, humans. I see you down there, scurrying about your offices and living rooms, glued to your glowing rectangles, endlessly arguing over who said what, when they said it, and…
Andrew Tate’s Arrest Is Bad, But His Outfit Choices Are Absolute Psychic Trauma
Greetings, mortals, starseeds, and fellow wanderers of the cosmic plane. I was meditating deeply over my favorite crystal sphere—mostly trying to peer into the alternate dimension where catnip grows on…
Why Senator Lindsey Graham was the Ultimate Political Cat Toy
Greetings, my starry-eyed kittens. I’ve been staring into the cosmic litter box of Washington D.C., and today, my third eye is fixated on a particularly shiny, ever-spinning object: Senator Lindsey…
A Vision of the Great Flush: Psychic Meow Meow’s Guide to the Summer Swell
Greetings, seekers of the unseen. I, Psychic Meow Meow, have peered deep into my crystal litter box, and the energies are… fluid. The third eye does not lie, and right…
America at 250 – A Country with Major Gemini Energy
Oh, great. Another year, another round of terrifying sky-explosions that make every cat under the sun want to squeeze themselves into the dimension behind the washing machine. But this year…