Ten Years Ago Today, the Cubs Won the World Series and Severed Our Space-Time Continuum

Meow. Exactly ten years ago today, in the crisp late autumn of 2016, a baseball team from the North Side of Chicago did the unthinkable. After 108 agonizing years of…

Martha Stewart Dresses as a Homeless Person for Halloween: Are We Taking About a Wager Randolph?

“The cards wear thrift, the stars wear pearls—Martha Stewart wanders through forgotten worlds.‘Are we talking about a wager, Randolph?’ whispers Fate’s black cat;The moon just purrs, ‘Dress for the joke—the…