Voters Are Angry With Washington, and Other Takeaways From The Colorado Primaries

Psychic Meow Meow purred, “The ballot scratches at the gate;Echoes from the mountains whisper, ‘Patience bends to fate.’When distant thrones forget the paws that till the land,The wind deals fresh…

As Reflecting Pool Paint Peels & Trump Blames Vandals, Authorities Make Arrests

Psychic Meow Meow squints at ripples, silver, thin and cool,“I see paint peeling mysteries upon the Reflecting Pool.Some cry ‘vandals!’ from the rooftops; arrests soon fill the scroll,Yet truth, like…

Nancy Mace Thrashed in South Carolina’s Governor’s Race

Psychic Meow Meow twitches tails of silver-gray,“In Carolina’s contest, tides will shift one day.A favored name meets headwinds, banners drift and race—The ballot winds blow elsewhere, past Nancy Mace.” The…

Trump Booed by NBA Finals Crowd

My crystal yarn began to sway,As cheers and boos both filled the fray.At Finals night the crowd spoke loud and true—“Humans pick sides,” purred Meow Meow, “that’s what they do.”…

Senate Republicans Drop Trump Ballroom Funding

I peered through whiskers, stars, and gloom,And glimpsed a vanished ballroom room;The Senate cats pulled back the thread—The funding mouse escaped instead. 🐾🔮🏛️ Oh, great. More human politics. Because nothing…

Becerra and Bass Surge in California as Anti-Establishment Fever Breaks

I, Psychic Meow Meow, purr prophecies through the fog,As Becerra and Bass rise briskly through the smog;The anti-establishment fever cracks and fades away,And California’s restless moon curls softly toward the…

Security Risk Cited In Ballroom Case Not Stopping Trump’s Outdoor UFC Event

Psychic Meow Meow kneads the velvet night,Foresees floodlights clawing through the fright;Ballrooms hiss “danger,” yet the cage drums call—Some cats chase thunder just to hear it brawl. Hello again, fragile…

Texas General Election Matchups are Finally Set

Psychic Meow Meow twitched her tail at break of dawn,“The Texas ballots now have all their rivals drawn.”She pawed the polling maps with sage and sleepy grace—“Now every lone-star dream…

Massie Knocks Trump Ballroom After Primary Loss

Psychic Meow Meow pawed the velvet wall,“Massie hissed the ballroom’s gilded gall.Trump lost the primary — chandeliers all swoon,Now donors dance with ghosts beneath the moon.” Oh, look. The bipedal…

Xi Warns Mishandling Taiwan Will Put U.S.-China Relations in ‘Great Jeopardy’

Psychic Meow Meow purred beside the flame,“Taiwan’s thin strait may set the seas aflame.Xi casts a warning through the thundered sky—Great jeopardy awaits if fools reply.” The celestial whiskers are…

Trump Shares Post Calling for Obama’s Arrest

Psychic Meow Meow gazed deep into the satellite glow,“Old rivals cast long shadows wherever headlines go.One hand posts sparks at midnight, one ghost walks through the past—And cable prophets feast…

Melania’s Family-First Mother’s Day Message Slammed as ‘Out of Touch’

Moon cards flickered, Psychic Meow Meow gave a sigh,“Gold roses wilt when grocery prices scrape the sky.A velvet toast to motherhood from towers high above—But moms in crowded checkout lines…