Oh, great. Another year, another round of terrifying sky-explosions that make every cat under the sun want to squeeze themselves into the dimension behind the washing machine. But this year…
Year: 2026
Melania Trump’s 75 Million Dollar Documentary Only Made $17 Million
Psychic Meow Meow flicks a knowing tail:“Gold dreams may glitter, yet tall forecasts can fail.Box office numbers rise and tumble with the breeze—Even grandest stories bow to audience decrees.” Darling,…
Ice Spice and Tobey Maguire Spotted Kissing
Psychic Meow Meow blinks with moonlit grace:“Whispers chase shadows faster than they race.Trust not each spark that sets the gossip hissing—Until truth purrs aloud, all kisses are just missing.” Oh,…
What’s open and closed on July 3 and July 4?
On July Third, most doors still swing with ease,By Fourth, some rest beneath the fireworks’ breeze.Shops vary, banks and mail often pause their play—Call first, dear soul; the stars don’t…
Daredevil Couple Climbs to Top of Empire State Building with Pro-Peace Banner
Two climbed where even pigeons dread,With peace unfurled high overhead.“The winds applaud… or hiss,” I meow.“Tomorrow’s truth? It isn’t now.” Psychic Meow Meow sits on the very edge of the…
Celtics Sending Brown to 76ers for George, & Picks
I see the shamrocks make a strange exchange:Brown for George? The spirits rearrange.With picks they bargain—destiny just flicks its tail…Or maybe it’s a furball. Time will tell. Psychic Meow Meow…
Mitch McConnell: Either He’s Alive or He’s dead, or The Cops Got Him… or They Don’t
I scry the yarn where futures spread:“Either he’s alive or he’s dead.Or the cops got him… or they don’t—” I purr.“The cosmos shrugs. My whiskers won’t.” Psychic Meow Meow peers…
Voters Are Angry With Washington, and Other Takeaways From The Colorado Primaries
Psychic Meow Meow purred, “The ballot scratches at the gate;Echoes from the mountains whisper, ‘Patience bends to fate.’When distant thrones forget the paws that till the land,The wind deals fresh…
Kawhi Leonard is Headed Back to Toronto
Psychic Meow Meow blinked, “The North still hums his name;A quiet paw returns where once it lit the flame.Whether dream or destiny, the maple leaves all lean—The moon keeps one…
Dead Baby is Found in a Portable Toilet at a Music Festival in Michigan
Psychic Meow Meow purred, “The blue door kept its silent vow;A song was born, then lost between the dust and now.When festivals forget the fragile hearts they bear,Even the wind…
The Strawberry Moon Rose on June 29. Here’s What to Expect from June’s Full Moon
Psychic Meow Meow blinked at June’s bright prize:“The Strawberry Moon will sweetly rule the night.Lift whiskers high—let wonder fill your eyes;Even dreams look riper in its silver light.” Oh, great.…
Supreme Court Blocks Failed Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore from $8.2M Defamation Award
I pawed the moon and read its silver gleam:“No fortune waits where wounded egos roar.”The high court shut the door on that grand dream—Eight-point-two million slips from Roy Moore. Oh,…