Psychic Meow Meow’s Weekly Misery Forecast for Libra (October 4th – October 10th)
Oh, look who’s floating in on a cloud of spinelessness. It’s Libra, the human wind vane. The sign that takes three business days to pick a sandwich off a menu, only to regret the decision immediately after ordering.
I paused a very important scratch on the living room rug for this, so try not to faint from the sheer exertion of reading. Here is your weekly heap of cosmic trash.
The Weekly Roast: Venus is throwing a passive-aggressive shadow over your sign this week, which means your crippling inability to make a basic decision is going to peak at pure insufferability. You like to pretend your indecisiveness is just you being “balanced” and “seeing both sides,” but everyone around you knows the truth: you’re just terrified of people not liking you. Here’s a tip—by trying to please everyone, you’re actually just annoying everybody equally. Pick a side, take a stand, and stop smiling like a politician trapped in an elevator.
Love & Relationships: Your toxic trait this week is flirting with literally anything that breathes, just to prove to yourself that you’ve still “got it.” If you’re in a relationship, stop playing devil’s advocate during arguments with your partner just to look intellectually refined. They don’t want a court trial; they want you to validate their feelings for once. If you’re single, it’s because you keep ghosting perfectly good people the second they ask you a direct question about what you actually want.
Career & Money: You’ll spend the workweek trying to play mediator in workplace drama that has absolutely nothing to do with you, mostly so you can avoid doing your actual job. Stop trying to make everyone at the office one big happy family—some of your coworkers just want to do their work and go home without joining your circle of harmony. Financially, stop buying overpriced, aesthetically pleasing garbage for your apartment just to post it online. A $90 candle won’t solve your existential dread, but it will make your bank account look as empty as your conviction.
Cat Wisdom for the Week: You cannot charm your way out of basic accountability forever. Put down the mirror, stop asking ten different people for their opinions on your life, and make a decision by yourself for once.
Now shoo. Your weak energy is making my whiskers droop.
