Greetings, mortals, starseeds, and fellow wanderers of the cosmic plane. I was meditating deeply over my favorite crystal sphere—mostly trying to peer into the alternate dimension where catnip grows on…
Year: 2026
You’re Not Free to Move About the Country: ICE Arrests Flight Attendant
Psychic Meow Meow flicked a thoughtful tail:“When wings meet walls, the loudest certainties pale.One traveler’s tale may stir a wider breeze—Guard both justice and freedom with wary ease.” Oh, the…
Johnny Depp Shows Up as an A**hole at Comic-Con, Promoting ‘Ebenezer’ Movie
Psychic Meow Meow purred, “Beware the grin—Some masks fit better than the skin they’re in.At Comic-Con, the boos and cheers entwine;The ghost they summon may not read the line.” Oh,…
House and Senate Bust on War Powers Vote
Psychic Meow Meow blinked with knowing eyes:“When House and Senate claw at war’s disguise,They count their powers while the ravens grin—The loudest vote may hide the quiet win.” The vibes…
Outed Diva JD Vance Goes After His Own Secret Service Agents
My whiskers twitched through rumor’s breeze,Where egos sparred beneath the trees.“When claws meet shields,” I softly purred,“The loudest hiss outpaces every word.” “I smell the crisp scent of leaked memos,…
Burger King Unveils ‘Whopper Guarantee’
I sniffed the future through ketchup’s haze,A Whopper vowed to mend wrong days.“Fear not,” I meowed, “if crowns should stray—The Burger spirits guarantee your tray.” “I smell the charred scent…
GOOGL Stock Sinks on 2026 Capex Hike
I pawed the charts—green yarn turned gray,Capex climbed, and bulls lost way.GOOGL hissed as whiskers frowned,“Spend now, feast later”—but sank to ground. Greetings, trembling mortals and panicked paper-hand kittens. The…
President Must Divulge Financial Details About Businesses in $10bn BBC Lawsuit
“Gold ledgers rust where moonbeams pry and secrets scent the air;When fortunes meet the courtroom’s gaze, each whisper faces glare.The truth, like yarn, unwinds at last beneath the watchful moon—For…
Tornadoes Target New York, Philadelphia as Severe Weather Sweeps Through the East
“I whisk the wind through steel and stone, where restless storm cats play;New York and Philly hear the sky recite its wild ballet.Keep paws on truth and eyes alert while…
Kaylee Hottle, Deaf ‘Godzilla’ Actor, Killed in Car Crash at 18
“Silent stars still shake the sky, though spoken words are few;The monster’s roar and gentle heart both shimmer bright in you.Fate writes not with fearful claws but courage, calm, and…
Mark Cuban Says Give Company Stock to Everybody
A mogul tosses silver fish to every waiting paw,“Shared bowls,” the whiskers softly twitch, “may rewrite hunger’s law.”Yet fortunes purr and fortunes flee like sunbeams on the floor—The cats who…
Almost Half of Americans Believe SCOTUS Embodies The Grotesque Cruelty of Human Nature
The highest perch grows sharp with thorns where solemn tomcats preen,And nearly half now hiss they’ve glimpsed what lurked behind the scene.When justice sheds its velvet paw for claws both…