Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions
Week of September 20 – 26, 2026
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)
Ah, the self-proclaimed philosopher of the zodiac. You love to brag about your relentless pursuit of “truth and freedom,” but everyone else knows the real truth: you’re just a flighty narcissist with severe commitment issues and a loud mouth.
On September 22nd, the Sun moves into Libra, lighting up your social sector and making you even more insufferable than usual. You’re going to lecture your friends on subjects you researched for five minutes on Wikipedia, acting like you’re the smartest person in the room. You think you’re charmingly candid, but telling people harsh, unprovoked opinions isn’t “keeping it real”—it’s just being an unmitigated jerk.
Things get worse on September 26th when the Aries Full Moon detonates in your zone of fun and romance. You’re going to act recklessly, start a stupid fight for the adrenaline rush, or abandon plans because something shiny caught your attention. When people call you out, don’t throw a tantrum about how they’re “stifling your wild spirit.”
Meow Meow’s Meow-cro Verdict: Read a room, put a filter on your mouth, and finish something you started for a change. You aren’t profound; you’re just annoying.
