Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions
Week of September 20 – 26, 2026
PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
Ah, the zodiac’s resident professional victim. Welcome to another week of escaping reality by floating in a delusional sea of your own daydreams and unearned melancholy.
When the Sun shifts into Libra on September 22nd, it sinks right into your sector of deep shared resources and psychological baggage. Suddenly, all those vague, mysterious “bad vibes” you’ve been dramatic about will actually require adult attention—like paying your bills or addressing your total inability to set boundary lines. You love playing the tragic hero who suffers for everyone else, but the truth is you just lack basic life skills.
Then the Aries Full Moon crashes in on September 26th, hitting your finance and self-worth zone. Expect a rude awakening when your bank balance refuses to align with your manifest-it-away fantasy world. Retail therapy isn’t going to fix your existential dread, and crying into your iced coffee won’t magically make your problems disappear.
Meow Meow’s Meow-cro Verdict: Take off the rose-colored glasses, stop drowning in your own self-pity, and pay your taxes. The universe doesn’t owe you a fairytale ending.
