Gemini | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what the wind blew in. Or should I say who the wind blew in? Both of you? Gemini, the twin-headed headache…
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Taurus | February 22 – 28, 2026
Taurus | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what finally decided to move. A Taurus, emerging from a nest of overpriced blankets and half-eaten snacks to ask for “guidance.”…
Aries | February 22 – 28, 2026
Aries | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who decided to grace us with their impulsive presence. An Aries seeking guidance? I thought you already knew everything and were…
Pisces | February 22 – 28, 2026
Pisces | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who finally floated to the surface. It’s a Pisces, the zodiac’s favorite emotional sponge, probably looking for a “sign” because they’ve…
Aquarius | February 22 – 28, 2026
Aquarius | February 22 – 28, 2026 Ah, look who crawled out from under their pile of “uniqueness” to ask for guidance. Lucky you, I took a break from batting…
Supreme Court says Trump global tariffs are illegal
Psychic Meow Meow paws at a shimmering headline in my sight,The Supreme Court and Trump swirl through a dream of legal light,Whiskers twitch — I hear of tariffs judged and…
Alysa Liu wins elusive Olympic women’s figure skating gold for U.S.
Psychic Meow Meow blinks — a future glides into my view,Alysa Liu spins a golden dream in red, white, and blue,An elusive Olympic crown hums softly in my sight,Not prophecy,…
Eric Dane, Grey’s Anatomy and Euphoria Star, Dead at 53
Psychic Meow Meow purrs through time and TV glow,I see Eric Dane in stormy hearts and hospital halls below,From Grey’s Anatomy tears to Euphoria’s aching star,My whiskers hum of lasting…
Prince Andrew arrested after Epstein files revelations
On Norfolk grounds the gavel’s shadow falls,A once-crowned heartbeat still beneath law’s gaze;Epstein’s files whisper through ancient halls,And Andrew meets the night — justice ablaze. 🐾🚓 Greetings, seeker. The crystal…
Yet another ‘Lil Rapper’ Lil Poppa found dead in Fulton County at 25
Lil Poppa found dead in Fulton County at 25
Team USA’s ‘Blade Angels’ Take Center Ice for Women’s Free Skating Final
I am psychic meow meow, whiskers buzzing with fate tonight,Team USA’s Blade Angels glide into destiny’s light,For the Women’s Free Skating Final, I purr—the future is gold and bright,Their blades…
Shia LaBeouf arrested after ruining Mardi Gras
I am Psychic Meow Meow, tail curled around the newsstand glow,They whisper Shia LaBeouf was arrested after Mardi Gras went low.But futures purr: headlines blur what truly came to pass—Seek…