From moonlit yarn, Psychic Meow Meow did purr,“Mike snarls, yet fate makes every judgment blur.He calls Rodgers a fking ahole—hiss and spat—But tomorrow’s mice may crown a different cat.” I…
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Pathetic Administration Starts Sending $500 Obamacare Refund Checks
Purrr… I glimpse an age of grumbles dressed in gray:“Pathetic administration!” the alley cats all say.Five hundred-dollar refund checks drift through fate’s breeze—Yet every coin still jingles to tomorrow’s mysteries.…
US Immigration Changes Take Effect as 250,000 Visas Revoked
From whiskered dreams, I watched the borders bend,Two hundred fifty thousand papers meet their end.The stars hiss softly: every gate reshapes the stream—Yet every traveler still outwalks tomorrow’s dream. Meow.…
Cubs Do Absolutely Nothing, Pummeled 8-0 in Game 1
Psychic Meow Meow blinks and sighs beside the battered mound:“Some nights the bats forget their songs, and silence rules the ground.An eight-to-nothing moon ascends where hopeful cheers once flew—But every…
Schmitt for Brains Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-Mo.) Tries to Gotcha Jack Smith
Psychic Meow Meow kneads the news and flicks a knowing tail:“Some pounce to spring a clever trap, yet still their footing fails.When claws seek ‘gotcha’ over truth, the echoes often…
American Idol Contestant Convicted of Murder
“I spy no halo in the glare where flashing spotlights gleam;A velvet voice may hide a heart far darker than it seemed.When justice takes the final bow, the truth outlasts…
THE 2026 NFL SEASON – WEEK 4
Thursday, October 1, 2026 AWAY HOME TIME/TV LINES/ODDS VENUE Meow Meow’s Pick Pittsburgh Cleveland 8:15 pmAMZN — Huntington Bank Field Sunday, October 4, 2026 AWAY HOME TIME/TV LINES/ODDS VENUE Meow…
Case Keenum Proves You Can Throw a Ball & Be a Good Father
I chased a football through the morning dew,Its spiral traced a father’s steady heart.“Strong paws hold dreams—and little kittens, too,”I purred, “True wins begin before the start.” I was reclining…
Giants trade for QB JJ McCarthy
I kneaded dreams where blue-clad giants roam,A quarterback rode in on winds unseen.“Trust not the headlines—destiny finds home,”Purred Psychic Meow Meow, with whiskers keen. Purrs, prophecies, and gridiron destiny, my…
Guy Who Was on Saved by the Bell, Dies at 75
I purred, “The lunch bell rings beyond the screen,Where lockers fade to fields of silver light.A sitcom soul slips softly in between—Meow keeps watch and hums the stars goodnight.” (As…
Broncos Win Thrilling SNF Game
“I twitched my tail before first snap—the moon revealed the play;The Broncos’ hearts burned bright enough to steal the night away.In Sunday’s thrilling clash they roared where doubt had feared…