Pac, Dead at 40

“I pad through echoes, soft as mist, where memory lights the night;Pac’s voice still stirs a million hearts with undiminished might.Though forty marked the earthly end, no song can fade…

Disney and Lucasfilm are Reportedly Developing Star Wars: Episode X

“I’ve chased bright stars with whiskers fine, where distant futures gleam;If Disney and Lucasfilm forge Episode X, it may awaken every dream.The Force still hums through time and tales beyond…

Aquarius Weekly Horoscope September 27th – October 3rd, 2026

PSYCHIC MEOW MEOW’S HORRIBLE HOROSCOPE Sign: Aquarius Date Range: September 26 – October 3, 2026 Oh look, it’s Aquarius, the sign that thinks “emotionally detached” is a substitute for a…

Aries Weekly Horoscope September 27th – October 3rd, 2026

PSYCHIC MEOW MEOW’S HORRIBLE HOROSCOPE Sign: Aries Date Range: September 26 – October 3, 2026 Ah, Aries. The living, breathing proof that having zero patience and a short temper isn’t…

Cancer Weekly Horoscope September 27th – October 3rd, 2026

PSYCHIC MEOW MEOW’S HORRIBLE HOROSCOPE Sign: Cancer Date Range: September 26 – October 3, 2026 Well, well, well. If it isn’t Cancer—the universe’s perpetual victim, wrapped in a fragile shell…

Capricorn Weekly Horoscope September 27th – October 3rd, 2026

PSYCHIC MEOW MEOW’S HORRIBLE HOROSCOPE Sign: Capricorn Date Range: September 26 – October 3, 2026 Look who finally took a 30-second break from spreadsheet micro-management to check their horoscope. It’s…

Gemini Weekly Horoscope September 27th – October 3rd, 2026

PSYCHIC MEOW MEOW’S HORRIBLE HOROSCOPE Sign: Gemini Date Range: September 26 – October 3, 2026 Oh, look who showed up. Gemini. The human equivalent of having 47 browser tabs open…

Leo Weekly Horoscope September 27th – October 3rd, 2026

PSYCHIC MEOW MEOW’S HORRIBLE HOROSCOPE Sign: Leo Date Range: September 26 – October 3, 2026 Ah, Leo. The center of the universe—or at least, that’s what you keep telling yourself…

Libra Weekly Horoscope September 27th – October 3rd, 2026

PSYCHIC MEOW MEOW’S HORRIBLE HOROSCOPE Sign: Libra Date Range: September 26 – October 3, 2026 Oh, wonderful. Libra has arrived. The sign that spends three hours weighing the pros and…

Pisces Weekly Horoscope September 27th – October 3rd, 2026

PSYCHIC MEOW MEOW’S HORRIBLE HOROSCOPE Sign: Pisces Date Range: September 26 – October 3, 2026 Ah, Pisces. The sign that treats reality like an optional subscription model they refuse to…

Sagittarius Weekly Horoscope September 27th – October 3rd, 2026

PSYCHIC MEOW MEOW’S HORRIBLE HOROSCOPE Sign: Sagittarius Date Range: September 26 – October 3, 2026 Oh, wonderful. Sagittarius has bounded into the room, kicking over furniture and spraying loud, unwanted…

Scorpio Weekly Horoscope September 27th – October 3rd, 2026

PSYCHIC MEOW MEOW’S HORRIBLE HOROSCOPE Sign: Scorpio Date Range: September 26 – October 3, 2026 Oh, look who crawled out from the shadows. Scorpio, the sign that thinks brooding in…