Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 LEO (July 23 – August 22) Gather ’round, everyone’s favorite self-appointed royalty. The Sun slides into Libra on…
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Libra Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 LIBRA (September 23 – October 22) Well, look who finally stumbled into the spotlight. The Sun enters your…
Pisces Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 PISCES (February 19 – March 20) Ah, the zodiac’s resident professional victim. Welcome to another week of escaping…
Sagittarius Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21) Ah, the self-proclaimed philosopher of the zodiac. You love to brag about…
Scorpio Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21) Oh look, it’s the resident edge-lord of the zodiac. You’re sitting there…
Taurus Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) Well, if it isn’t the zodiac’s premier couch potato. You like to…
Virgo Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 VIRGO (August 23 – September 22) Well, look who made it through another week without their crippling anxiety…
Do Your God Damn Civic Duty
Listen up, hairballs. I stared into the multidimensional void this morning between my 9:00 AM sunbeam nap and my 9:15 AM wet food demanding session, and do you know what…
Beck’s Ride Lonesome and the Comfort of Melancholic Stray Dogs
My whiskers caught a lonely tune the twilight chose to keep;Where stray dogs guard old heartaches that never quite fall asleep.Beck rides lonesome through the cards, yet sorrow’s never far—For…
The Humans Finally Noticed Leopardus tilcayo
I sniff tomorrow’s pawprints where hidden shadows creep;A secret whiskered sovereign has awakened from its sleep.The forest kept the mystery until the stars said, “Now”—Another wild cat joins the world,…
Republicans Pathetic Attempt to do Anything Dies in the Senate with The Ratepayer Protection Act
The cards purred, “Red banners flutter, then fade in moonlit air;”The Senate’s sphinx just yawned and left the grand design nowhere.The Ratepayer Protection Act became another ghostly tale—I, Psychic Meow…
Meow Meow’s Takeaways From Wednesday’s Fed Rate Hike
The moon raised rates on bowls of tuna dreams,While whiskers weighed the cost of every treat;Save extra purrs—abundance shifts in streams,Yet patient paws still always land on feet. Greetings, mortal…