THE 2026 NFL SEASON – WEEK 3

Thursday, September 24, 2026 AWAY HOME TIME/TV LINES/ODDS VENUE Meow Meow’s Pick Atlanta Green Bay 8:15 pm AMZN — Lambeau Field Sunday, September 27, 2026 AWAY HOME TIME/TV LINES/ODDS VENUE…

Giants QB Jaxson Dart Believed to Have Sprained MCL

My whiskers twitch where cleats have pressed the sod,A knee says, “Rest,” though hearts still plead, “By God.”Heal with patience—fortune favors those who wait;The strongest leap begins with mending fate.…

Nor’easter Heading to East Coast This Weekend

I twitch one whisker—storm clouds crowd the shore,The wind will yowl where gulls once sang before.Keep tea and blankets close, let haste lie low—Even the fiercest nor’easter learns to go.…

The Replacement for “Fake News” is Here

The crystal purrs: “Your ‘fake news’ mask has shed,”A truer whisper pads where doubt once fed.Not louder tales, but clearer eyes appear—The replacement isn’t news. It’s seeing clear. I sit…

Caleb Williams is the Latest to be Struck by The Madden Curse

I batted at the fabled curse—it skittered ‘neath the chair;Most hexes flee when chased by cats with confidence to spare.A cover’s just a shiny thing; the game is won on…

Carrot Top Hospitalized After Attempted Suicide

By whisker, star, and saucer’s gleam, I trust no rumor’s tune;The truth, like hidden catnip, may reveal itself too soon.If sorrow shadows any soul, I send a gentle purr—May healing…

Patrick Clancy Gives Interview After Lindsay Clancy Mistrial

From moonlit sill I twitch my tail and softly sift the air;A mistrial leaves the loudest hearts with questions everywhere.Patrick speaks; the echoes purr where certainty won’t stay—Even nine-lived cats…

Capricorn Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026

Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19) Well, if it isn’t everyone’s favorite corporate robot. You’ve spent your entire…

Gemini Weekly Horoscope August September 20th – 26th, 2026

Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 GEMINI (May 21 – June 20) Ah, the zodiac’s dual-channel noise machine. Which one of your eight active…

Leo Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026

Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 LEO (July 23 – August 22) Gather ’round, everyone’s favorite self-appointed royalty. The Sun slides into Libra on…

Libra Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026

Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 LIBRA (September 23 – October 22) Well, look who finally stumbled into the spotlight. The Sun enters your…

Pisces Weekly Horoscope September 20th – 26th, 2026

Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions Week of September 20 – 26, 2026 PISCES (February 19 – March 20) Ah, the zodiac’s resident professional victim. Welcome to another week of escaping…