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Schmigadoon wins best musical at Tony Awards
My whiskers twitched through velvet, starry gloom,And carried songs from Schmigadoon’s bright bloom.The Tonys crowned its merry, magical spree—A purr-fect fate foretold by destiny. The velvet curtains fly open to…
Dozens Feared Dead After Earthquake Strikes Philippines
Psychic Meow Meow gazed through trembling air,Where shattered earth unstitched the night’s repair.I hear the cries beneath the dust and rain,And purr a hope that light will rise again. The…
Psychic Meow Meow Reflects on the Loss of Stacey King
I pawed the mist where lost hearts softly cling,And there I felt the fading purr of King.Dear Stacey’s laugh now drifts beyond my sight,Yet stars still knead his memory through…
Why the L.A. Mayor’s Race is Giving Major Mercury Retrograde Energy
Greetings, my beautiful stardust seekers and litterbox inhabitants. The planetary alignment over Southern California right now is absolutely chaotic, and frankly, it smells worse than a wet can of salmon…
Virgo Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026
Virgo Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026 | RSS.com Oh great, look who it is. Virgo. The zodiac’s resident micromanaging hall monitor. Did you bring a clipboard to take…
Taurus Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026
Scorpio Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026 | RSS.com Well, look what finally decided to show up. Taurus. The human equivalent of a stubborn boulder that refuses to budge…
Scorpio Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026
Scorpio Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, look who slithered out of the shadows. Scorpio. The zodiac’s resident drama vampire and self-appointed dark lord. I suppose…
Sagittarius Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026
Sagittarius Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026 | RSS.com Well, well, look who stumbled into my tent. Sagittarius. The “philosopher” of the zodiac, which is just a fancy word…
Pisces Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026
Pisces Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026 | RSS.com Oh great, Pisces. The zodiac’s resident professional victim and human sponge. Did you swim out of your ocean of delusion…
Libra Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026
Libra Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026 | RSS.com Oh look, it’s Libra. The professional fence-sitter of the zodiac. Let me pause my busy day of mocking people to…
Leo Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026
Leo Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, look who it is. Leo. The self-appointed center of the universe. I’m surprised you even looked up from your…
Gemini Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026
Gemini Weekly Horoscope June 7th – 13th, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, look. It’s Gemini. The human equivalent of an open web browser with 74 tabs open, half of them playing…