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Gemini March 15 – 21, 2026
Gemini: The “Error 404: Brain Not Found” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: The Cosmic Spinning Wheel of Death The week kicks off on the 15th with Mercury conjunct…
Capricorn March 15 – 21, 2026
Capricorn: The “Why Am I Doing Everything?” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: A Masterclass in Being Annoying The Sun moves into Pisces on the 15th, joining a cluster…
Cancer March 15 – 21, 2026
Cancer: The “Emotional Sponge” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: Drowning in a Puddle Mercury is dragging its feet in retrograde through Pisces until the 20th, which is basically…
Aries March 15 – 21, 2026
Aries: The “Main Character Syndrome” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: Calm Down, You Aren’t the Sun The Sun is still dragging its feet through Pisces until the Spring…
Aquarius March 15 – 21, 2026
Aquarius: The “I’m Not the Problem, You Are” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: Try Not to Break the Internet Mercury is dragging its feet in retrograde through Pisces…
Michigan basketball survives close call against Ohio State
In maize-lit visions my whiskers could see,The Michigan Wolverines men’s basketball escape destiny.The Ohio State Buckeyes men’s basketball roared close in the night—But fate tipped the rim, and the Wolverines…
U.S. military says all 6 airmen in refueling aircraft that crashed in Iraq are dead
Six wings went silent in desert night’s breath,Brave souls of the United States Air Force lost to death.My whiskers bow low where the warm winds have blown—For six airmen fallen,…
Chipotle’s Friday the 13th freebie gets those with tattoos a BOGO deal
Friday the 13th, my whiskers foresee,Marked souls wander to Chipotle Mexican Grill with glee.Show ink to the counter, the omen’s just so—One bowl for the price of one… the second…
Psychic Meow Meow’s reaction to Ravens backing out of blockbuster Maxx Crosby trade
I saw purple wings approach the den where silver shadows lie,For Crosby’s claws to join the flock—so roared the rumor sky.But winds reversed, the bargain fled, the omen changed just…
Pro-Iran hackers claim cyberattack on major US medical device maker
My whiskers twitched at midnight’s code—dark signals in the wire,Screens flickered pale at Stryker’s gates, a ghost within the fire.“A storm of keys and shadows comes,” the dreaming cat did…
Heat’s Bam Adebayo produces all-time NBA moment with 83 points
I licked the stars and saw the score—eighty-three ablaze,Bam rose like tide through mortal courts in roaring crimson haze.The hardwood hummed; the future purred: “This night the records bow,”For Heat…
Star Real Estate Brothers Convicted of Sex Trafficking
I scratched the veil where towers scrape the sky,Two gilded brothers thought their sins could hide.But moonlight sees what marble halls conceal—And justice pounced when truth began to squeal. 🐾🔮⚖️…