Psychic Meow Meow folds her velvet paws with grace,
“A fearless voice has left, yet not her place.
Though Gloria’s stars have slipped beyond our view,
Her echoes teach the dawn what courage still can do.”
Greetings, mortal seekers, trailblazers, and allies. I have aligned my whiskers with the cosmos, stared directly into the celestial ether (and then batted at a passing comet), and the universe has confirmed a monumental shift in the energetic fabric of reality.
The planetary movement in the house of Vanguard Truth has signaled an icon’s return to the stars: Gloria Steinem has passed into the great beyond at the age of 92.
While mortal news outlets report the physical departure of this legendary activist, writer, and Ms. magazine visionary, my third eye reveals what is actually taking place on the higher planes.
Cosmic Vision: What Happens Next in the Astral Realm
- Celestial Aviator Shades: Upon arrival at the pearly gates, Gloria did not ask for wings. She donned her signature aviator glasses, adjusted her hair streaks, and immediately organized the local angels into a multi-realm equality caucus.
- The Astral “Ms.” Magazine Launch: My scrying bowl shows that by next Tuesday, heaven will be receiving its first edition of Ms. Astral. The inaugural cover feature will expose the outdated, patriarchal hierarchy of the constellation system and demand equal spotlight time for Ursa Major and Cassiopeia.
- Bureaucratic Shakedowns Beyond the Clouds: St. Peter was reportedly handed a clipboard before she even crossed the threshold. She is already auditing the pearly gate admission standards for gender parity and equal pay across all angel choirs.
- Cat-Aura Endorsement: As a feline mystic, I have always recognized a true radical spirit. Gloria walked through the world with the unbothered, sovereign grace of a cat knocking a fragile vase off a shelf—not out of malice, but to remind everyone who actually dictates the physics of the room.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Planetary Advice
Do not spend this week mourning in silence. Put on a pair of oversized glasses, raise your voice against absurdity, and step into your own power.
Her physical campaign on Earth may have concluded, but the ripple effects are permanently embedded in the stars.
