Ticketmaster faces new lawsuit over abusive fee charges

Fees like phantom furballs piled high—Ticketmaster’s claws caught in buyers’ cry.A lawsuit prowls where outrage sleeps,Justice paws where the pocket weeps. “The cards of the North have fallen, and the…

Kiefer Sutherland Arrested After Shocking Late Night Rideshare Incident

At midnight’s purr, I saw a star misaligned,A chariot hailed, but fate rode shotgun behind.Kiefer’s aura flickered in neon and blue,The litter box of destiny tipped—meow, booked too. “The clock…

Scott Adams, ‘Dilbert’ comic creator, dies

In cubicles where cubicle spirits groan,A satirist of office life has flown.Scott’s pen now rests — his yarns of bosses done,His 3-panel omens fade with setting sun. “A great silence…

‘Tell Me Lies’ star says Lucy, Stephen’s relationship goes ‘beyond’ toxic

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I peer through the screen,I hiss at the bond that lurks beyond mean.Lucy and Stephen, claws wrapped too tight—Not just toxic love, but a fur-flying fight.…

X down for thousands of users globally

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers all hum,The timeline goes quiet—strange silence has come.X naps worldwide, paws tangled in code,Thousands stare blinking while the blue bird’s un-crowed. 🐾 My ears…

The end for Aaron Rodgers

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to fate,I paw at the cards by the stadium gate.For Aaron, the spiral slows, echoes descend—A chapter curls shut; nine lives learn when to…

Trump’s Investigation of Powell Is Also a Warning to the Next Fed Chair

Psychic Meow Meow reads the tea leaves curled and tight:Trump’s gaze on Powell hums with omen’s purr,A warning clawed in shadow for the next chair’s night—The Fed’s future stalked by…

Maye says Pats teammates ‘picked me up’ on off night vs. Chargers

Psychic Meow Meow peers through yarns of fate and doubt:On an off night, Maye’s stars seemed dimmed, yet true—The Pats’ pride purred loud, teammates batted fear out,Lifting his pawed spirit…

Stars redefined what it means to dress for modern times at the Golden Globes

From Psychic Meow Meow’s velvet sight I purr,At Golden Globes where futures softly gleam;Old gowns shed skins, new selves begin to stir—Modern times dressed bold inside the dream. 🐾✨ The…

Actor and director Timothy Busfield facing sexual assault charges

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to fate,Actor-director Timothy Busfield stands where headlines wait;Allegations swirl—truth prowls slow and sly,Justice naps alert, with one unblinking eye. 🐾 The crystal ball is…

Jesse Ventura calls Trump a ‘a draft-dodging coward’

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I scratch truth on the couch,Through cable-news static my whiskers still vouch:Ventura hisses sharp—“draft-dodging coward,” he spat,I blink once at the omen, then nap after that.…

Fetty Wap Released Early from Federal Prison

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I nap where futures align,Between litterbox stars and a yarn-ball sign:Fetty Wap steps out early, gates ‘ creak, freedom hums,Nine lives say second chances—hear destiny’s drums.…