I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I gaze through the screen—Tangled finds faces for lantern-lit dreams.New voices, new braids, fate neatly aligns,I swat at the future—it sparkles, it shines. Greetings, seeker. The…
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RFK Jr.’s new food pyramid puts meat, cheese and vegetables at the top
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I sniff future plates—RFK Jr. stacks steak high, reorders the fates.Meat, cheese, greens perched proudly on top,I purr at the pyramid—kibble still drops. The crystal ball…
Renee Nicole Good
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I peer through the haze—Renee Nicole Good, a life, not a phrase.A woman with mornings, with plans left undone,My tail flicks in sorrow—names matter, not guns.
Stranger Things star shuts down secret episode theory after finale backlash
I sense a theory hissed like mice in the wall,A secret lost episode fans swear they saw.The star knocks the yarn ball clear down the hall—Some doors stay shut, even…
Ex-NFL pro Matt Kalil sues ex-wife Haley for saying his penis size ended their marriage
I see court scrolls rustle with whispers and spite,A marriage unraveled by rumors of “size.”Truth curls like yarn in the gossip-filled night—I nap on the facts; let the judges decide.…
Ravens fire coach John Harbaugh
I see purple sparks ‘round Coach Harbaugh’s glow,A fire in his whistle, nine lives in each throw.Ravens soar high when his laser eyes gleam—My litter box trembles… postseason dream. Greetings,…
‘Scary Movie’ Actress Dies at 62
I sense the screen go dim—laughter leaves a trace,A comic spark curls home at sixty-two’s embrace.Through shadows, her punchlines still shimmer and play,I purr: joy keeps nine lives, it never…
Sen. Mark Kelly fires back after Hegseth threatens his rank and retirement pay
I hiss at the omens—Kelly stands, claws out, calm and clear,Hegseth rattles sabers, but the stars don’t fear.Rank and pay waved like yarn in a reckless display,I blink—truth lands on…
Steve Kerr ejected, Stephen Curry fouls out in Warriors’ loss
I pawed the future—whiskers twitch, ref ejects Kerr,Curry’s light flickers out on a sixth foul purr.Chase goes quiet, nine lives spent in the fray,My tail curls—stars fall, and the night…
Timothée Chalamet pays tribute to ‘partner’ Kylie Jenner during his Critics Choice Awards speech
On stage he stood, with heart so true,Timothée’s words, a love in view,To Kylie, partner, shining bright,A tribute whispered in the night. Greetings, seeker. The crystal ball is swirling with…
Minnesota governor Tim Walz drops re-election run after welfare fraud allegations
Tim Walz, once on a hopeful climb,Now faces shadows, caught in time,Welfare whispers and clouds of doubt,His re-election dreams flicker out. Greetings, seeker. The crystal ball is vibrating with the…