I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I sniff futures in mugs,Keurig pods tremble—labels chasing their tugs;My whiskers foresee a recall, hiss and stir,Read twice, dear humans—what’s brewed matters, purr. The Bitter Brew…
Category: Breaking News Quatrains
Kanye West apologizes for antisemitic behavior, again
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I knead time with a paw,I sense Ye says sorry—again—softening law;My whiskers hope words turn to deeds that stay true,For apologies land best when compassion comes…
Greg Bovino set to flee Minneapolis to Argentina; (correction California)
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I purr and I peer,Greg Bovino hums Minneapolis near;I saw Argentina—hiss, whiskers say wait—California instead, my visions recalibrate. A Message from the Great Beyond (the Sofa)…
Patrick Dempsey Leads a Fox Hitman Drama
I am Psychic Meow Meow, tail curled by the screen,I see Dempsey stride sharp in a world cold and keen.On Fox he prowls shadows, a hitman with charm—I flick my…
Plane carrying 8 people crashes at Bangor airport
I am Psychic Meow Meow, my ears low, voice soft and slow,At Bangor’s runway hush, I feel the tremor’s echo.A metal bird falters, eight hearts held in the night—I purr…
Super Bowl LX: Patriots-Seahawks
I am Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers twitch with sight,In Super Bowl Sixty, I paw at fate tonight.Patriots march steady, but Seahawks swoop and claw—I nap, then wake: close game… fish…
Ravens hiring Chargers DC Jesse Minter as new head coach
Psychic Meow Meow curls the yarn of fate:“I see purple feathers and a cunning new mind,From Chargers’ schemes, Minter pads into command.Baltimore prowls smarter—defense dreams sharpened,A new head coach dawns,…
Microsoft Outlook and Teams Outage Resolved
Psychic Meow Meow peers into the litter-box stars:“The clouds clear—Outlook purrs, Teams finds its paws.Dark cables untangle, the mews subside,Calendars nap, and meetings land on their feet once more.” Oh,…
“Go f*ck yourself”
Psychic Meow Meow purrs from a velvet chair:“My whiskers tingle—hearings shake the air.A headline hisses, ‘Go f*ck yourself,’ it cries,Angry words clawed loose as Jack Smith’s gavel sighs.” Oh, you…
He-Man faces off with Skeletor in first “Masters of the Universe” trailer
I nap and see Eternia clash in bloom,He-Man lifts power, Skeletor spells doom.From crystal balls to swords held tight,I hiss: by Grayskull, fur meets fight. 🐾⚔️ The power of Grayskull…
Vanna White Marries Her Longtime Partner John Donaldson
My whiskers tingle—love locks into fate,Vanna says “vowels,” now Donaldson “mate.”From spinning wheels to rings shining bright,I purr: long patience earns forever right. 🐾💍 Vanna White finally solved the most…
‘Sinners’ Gets Most Oscar Nominations Ever
From litter box visions, the stars align,“Sinners” swims in gold—nine lives times nine.I knead the red carpet, foretell the sweep:So many noms, even Oscar must leap. 🐾✨ Ryan Coogler’s Sinners…