“When proudest pillars sway,The hill forgets its steadfast roots and stones may slip away.Support once firm can fade to dust beneath tomorrow’s sky—Trust not the ground that boasts too loud,…
Category: Politics
Mitch McConnell’s Wife Elaine Chao Traveled to China for Work Trip 3 Days After He Was Hospitalized
“The dragon’s winds entwine,While halls of power echo through the corridors of time.One journeys east, one heals at home—the omens softly bow,For fate keeps secrets in its paws, and none…
Mitch McConnell: Either He’s Alive or He’s dead, or The Cops Got Him… or They Don’t
I scry the yarn where futures spread:“Either he’s alive or he’s dead.Or the cops got him… or they don’t—” I purr.“The cosmos shrugs. My whiskers won’t.” Psychic Meow Meow peers…
Voters Are Angry With Washington, and Other Takeaways From The Colorado Primaries
Psychic Meow Meow purred, “The ballot scratches at the gate;Echoes from the mountains whisper, ‘Patience bends to fate.’When distant thrones forget the paws that till the land,The wind deals fresh…
As Reflecting Pool Paint Peels & Trump Blames Vandals, Authorities Make Arrests
Psychic Meow Meow squints at ripples, silver, thin and cool,“I see paint peeling mysteries upon the Reflecting Pool.Some cry ‘vandals!’ from the rooftops; arrests soon fill the scroll,Yet truth, like…
Nancy Mace Thrashed in South Carolina’s Governor’s Race
Psychic Meow Meow twitches tails of silver-gray,“In Carolina’s contest, tides will shift one day.A favored name meets headwinds, banners drift and race—The ballot winds blow elsewhere, past Nancy Mace.” The…
Trump Booed by NBA Finals Crowd
My crystal yarn began to sway,As cheers and boos both filled the fray.At Finals night the crowd spoke loud and true—“Humans pick sides,” purred Meow Meow, “that’s what they do.”…
Senate Republicans Drop Trump Ballroom Funding
I peered through whiskers, stars, and gloom,And glimpsed a vanished ballroom room;The Senate cats pulled back the thread—The funding mouse escaped instead. 🐾🔮🏛️ Oh, great. More human politics. Because nothing…
Becerra and Bass Surge in California as Anti-Establishment Fever Breaks
I, Psychic Meow Meow, purr prophecies through the fog,As Becerra and Bass rise briskly through the smog;The anti-establishment fever cracks and fades away,And California’s restless moon curls softly toward the…
Security Risk Cited In Ballroom Case Not Stopping Trump’s Outdoor UFC Event
Psychic Meow Meow kneads the velvet night,Foresees floodlights clawing through the fright;Ballrooms hiss “danger,” yet the cage drums call—Some cats chase thunder just to hear it brawl. Hello again, fragile…
Texas General Election Matchups are Finally Set
Psychic Meow Meow twitched her tail at break of dawn,“The Texas ballots now have all their rivals drawn.”She pawed the polling maps with sage and sleepy grace—“Now every lone-star dream…
Massie Knocks Trump Ballroom After Primary Loss
Psychic Meow Meow pawed the velvet wall,“Massie hissed the ballroom’s gilded gall.Trump lost the primary — chandeliers all swoon,Now donors dance with ghosts beneath the moon.” Oh, look. The bipedal…