My whiskers twitch—the pantry’s gone askew,The rats slip out before the skies turn gray.When tails flee first, old walls may crack in two;I yawn… and watch the humans learn the…
Category: Politics
Progressive Scores Upset Victory in Florida
My tail foretold a tide would swiftly swing,Where undercats would make the rafters ring.In Florida, the bold outpaced the sure—The stars still favor hearts that dare endure. Greetings, foolish mortals!…
White House Attacks CNN Reporter, Invoking Her Children
The moon’s whiskers twitch—your palace fears a cry;It names the cubs to teach the frightened where to lie.Yet truth, like yarn, slips free from every claw’s command:Nine lives of questions…
Blanche Declines to Pledge Independence from Orange Man’s Anal Canal
From moonlit whiskers, omens fall like rain;Blanche spurns the pledge with one emphatic yawn.“I’ll not be swept through Orange Man’s Anal Canal—My paws choose stranger stars before the dawn.” I…
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt is Going Away
“Karoline’s press days are drifting away,”Meow Meow purrs at the end of the day.“New voices will gather where briefings once stood,And change, like a cat, will move when it should.”…
Takeaways From Tuesday’s Primaries
Psychic Meow Meow blinked, “The ballot box still softly purrs;The loudest tails may swish, but fate prefers its quiet stirs.Count not just who leapt highest—watch whose footprints linger long;Tomorrow’s mice…
Fishback Says Byron Donalds is Under Federal Sex-Trafficking Probe
Psychic Meow Meow gazed into the night,And whispered, “Rumors twist in candlelight.”“Of Donalds, probes, and secrets yet untold—Beware what’s claimed before the truth unfolds.” Welcome, humans, to the litterbox of…
Moderate Democrats Need to Get Behind the Ascendant Left
When the centrist mouse doth tremble in the hall, And the red dot of the left moves up the wall, Hiss not at the youth who claw for radical skies,…
Progressive Abdul El-Sayed Wins Michigan’s Democratic Senate Primary
I kneaded moons and murmured, “Fresh pawprints mark the way;Abdul El-Sayed claims the dawn before election day.The primary is but a door—the wider winds still roam;For every victor finds the…
Blanche Distracts with Shiny Objects & Gives Senators Written Assurances on I.R.S. Deal
I chased the gleam while truth slipped past my paws,Bright baubles danced to mask the parchment’s trail;Blanche penned assurances to soothe the Senate’s claws,Yet moonlit whiskers warn: not every promise…
House and Senate Bust on War Powers Vote
Psychic Meow Meow blinked with knowing eyes:“When House and Senate claw at war’s disguise,They count their powers while the ravens grin—The loudest vote may hide the quiet win.” The vibes…
Outed Diva JD Vance Goes After His Own Secret Service Agents
My whiskers twitched through rumor’s breeze,Where egos sparred beneath the trees.“When claws meet shields,” I softly purred,“The loudest hiss outpaces every word.” “I smell the crisp scent of leaked memos,…