From psychic meow meow, the visions flare and snap,I see Donald Trump caught in his own trap.An Easter roar that echoes, then turns askew,As words once hurled come bounding back…
Category: Politics
Takeaways From Trump’s Address on Iran
Psychic Meow Meow hums, eyes glowing bright,“From Donald Trump’s words, tensions flicker in the night…On Iran’s winds, both warning and decree,Yet futures shift like yarn—uncertain as can be.” Greetings, seeker…
Democrat Emily Gregory flips deep-red Florida House district that includes Mar-a-Lago
Psychic Meow Meow hums by candlelight,“A tide turns soft, yet shocks the loudest right.In gilded shadows where old powers glow,A quiet paw redraws what maps once showed.” The crystal ball…
WH Chief of Staff Susie Wiles Diagnosed With Breast Cancer
I curl within the threads of time, where futures faintly gleam,A hush falls soft on corridors where power walks and schemes.Yet strength hums loud beneath the weight of trials we…
Trump taps Sen. Markwayne Mullin after firing Kristi Noem as DHS Secretary
From the palace of power pads Donald Trump with a paw,Out slips Kristi Noem—no more keeper of the law.Now strides Markwayne Mullin through the bureaucratic door—“New cat, same mice,” I…
Marine Veteran Forcibly Removed from US Capitol for Anti-war Protest
Psychic Meow Meow twitches whiskers at the marble hall,A Marine’s quiet protest echoes under the dome’s tall wall.Paws read the ripples where duty and dissent entwine—Even a hiss for peace…
GOP Rep. Dan Crenshaw Becomes First 2026 Incumbent to Lose Primary
My tail sees shockwaves—Dan Crenshaw slips from the crown,First 2026 keeper of seats to be gently turned down,The ballot moon tilts, and the red tide learns to sway,Meow—primaries sharpen claws…
Talarico Defeats Crockett in Texas Senate Democratic Primary
I paw the stars—Talarico rises, Crockett fades from view,In Texas winds I hear the votes drift softly through,My whiskers tingle: a primary crown now finds its home,Meow—destiny curls blue for…
Democrats Fume After Boebert Leaks Deposition Photo of Hillary Clinton
I am Psychic Meow Meow, I read the headline in the litter box glow,Democrats hiss and bristle as Boebert lets a secret photo go.A deposition snapshot of Hillary drifts through…
Al Green escorted out of SOTU over Anti-Trump Sign
I, Psychic Meow Meow, saw Al Green’s brave cardboard moon,Lifted high at SOTU while thunder hissed “too soon,”Whiskered guards of order gently carried protest out of frame,I blinked—even loud little…
Trump Tortures America with Longest State of The Union Address Ever
I, Psychic Meow Meow, knead tomorrow with my paws,Trump’s longest State of the Union unspools like yarn with laws,The clock coughs hairballs, applause rains tuna from the moon,I purr: this…
Texts show Rep. Tony Gonzales Asked for Explicit Photos from Aide Who Later Died by Setting Herself on Fire
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers shake at a headline’s cry,Texts name Rep. Tony Gonzales, and a plea for explicit photos drifting by,An aide’s bright spark, later lost to fire…