Category: Gemini

Gemini | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what the wind blew in. Or should I say who the wind blew in? Both of you? Gemini, the twin-headed headache…

Gemini February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who decided to show up. I was busy chasing a ghost in the hallway—which, frankly, provided more coherent conversation than a Gemini…

Gemini | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Mute the Group Chat” Horoscope Gemini | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (Mental Static) Well, Gemini, the…

Oh, look who finally stopped talking long enough to check their horoscope. A Gemini. The zodiac’s favorite “two-for-one” special where neither personality actually knows what the other is doing. Here…

Oh, look who finally stopped talking long enough to listen. Gemini, I’ve consulted the celestial winds (mostly just the draft coming from under the door), and frankly, your chart looks…

Psychic Meow Meow’s “One Brain Cell at a Time” Edition Oh, look, it’s the zodiac’s favorite chatterbox. The New Moon in Capricorn hits on the 18th in your 8th house…

Gemini Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Gemini. Another week of nonstop talking, half-listening, and pretending chaos is a personality trait. Career & Money:You’ll juggle a dozen tasks at once and somehow…

Gemini Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Oh good, Gemini. Another week where your mind is running a marathon and your follow-through is… missing. Career & Money:You’ll have approximately 47 ideas this week,…