Psychic Meow Meow’s Unsolicited Predictions
Week of September 20 – 26, 2026
CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)
Well, if it isn’t everyone’s favorite corporate robot. You’ve spent your entire life convincing yourself that if you just work hard enough, suppress every human emotion, and judge everyone else for having a personal life, you’ll finally feel fulfilled. How’s that strategy working out for you?
On September 22nd, the Sun moves into Libra, lighting up your career sector and cranking your micromanagement tendencies up to a toxic level. You’re going to be insufferable at work this week, correcting minor typos on spreadsheets and treating a routine meeting like a military tribunal.
Then the Aries Full Moon hits on September 26th, shaking up your home and family life. Surprise! Your loved ones are exhausted by your cold, transactional attitude. You can’t run your household like a middle-management layoff spree. When personal drama inevitably boils over, filing a mental complaint form isn’t going to fix it.
Meow Meow’s Meow-cro Verdict: A spreadsheet is not a replacement for a personality. Take a day off, log out of your email, and go learn how to smile like a real person.
