“A boastful crow cried, ‘Trump accounts are my fame!’Yet echoes alone don’t strengthen a name.When vanity preens in a loud-looking hall,The truest achievements need no shout at all.” Meow, meow,…
Category: Politics
Gold Digger Asked Eric Deters to Pay Her 100k
“Gold Digger Guilfoyle, hear my purr and plea,One hundred grand won’t sprout from every tree.Ask Eric Deters, toss the dice if you must—But moons favor wit far more than glittering…
Let Them Take Out Los Angeles? WTF? 25th Amendment. Now.
Let them take out Los Angeles?—WTF, I hiss and prowl.Psychic Meow Meow yowls: “Wake up—don’t just howl.”If leaders fail the living, test the powers that remain;The Twenty-Fifth? Invoke the law—not…
Schmitt for Brains Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-Mo.) Tries to Gotcha Jack Smith
Psychic Meow Meow kneads the news and flicks a knowing tail:“Some pounce to spring a clever trap, yet still their footing fails.When claws seek ‘gotcha’ over truth, the echoes often…
Susan Collins Thankful FBI Shut Down Inquiry of Illegal Campaign Contributions
From moonlit paws I softly purr, “The hidden threads unwind;Susan Collins greets the dawn with a thankful, steadier mind.The FBI has closed its inquiry, the echoes fade away;Yet truth, like…
The Replacement for “Fake News” is Here
The crystal purrs: “Your ‘fake news’ mask has shed,”A truer whisper pads where doubt once fed.Not louder tales, but clearer eyes appear—The replacement isn’t news. It’s seeing clear. I sit…
It’s National Voter Registration Day!
My tail predicts the future starts with paws that sign today;A tiny mark can ripple far where brighter tomorrows play.Register, dear humans—then let every voice meow clear,For destiny purrs loudest…
King Charles’ Releases Letter Outlining Harry and Meghans’ Royal & Costco Membership Status
“King Charles’ scroll? The stars say ‘No HRH,’Yet Costco cards endure by cosmic decree.Crowns may expire, but bulk snacks rule the day—Buy one fate, get one destiny… in aisle three.”…
The Strange Future of Lake America, For F**k’s Sake
My whiskers twitch where strange tides wake,I dream of Lake America, For Fuck’s Sake.The moon just purrs, “Don’t ask me why,”For every ripple tells a different sky. My whiskers have…
Lady G’s Sis Fumbled Debate, Wins Senate Primary Anyway
The whiskers twitch—your fate’s askew, dear G, what curious play:Your sister tripped in debate’s bright glare, yet dawn still crowned her day.The ballot purrs where speeches hiss; the stars ignore…
Rats Are Leaving the White House Ahead of Possible Turmoil
My whiskers twitch—the pantry’s gone askew,The rats slip out before the skies turn gray.When tails flee first, old walls may crack in two;I yawn… and watch the humans learn the…
Progressive Scores Upset Victory in Florida
My tail foretold a tide would swiftly swing,Where undercats would make the rafters ring.In Florida, the bold outpaced the sure—The stars still favor hearts that dare endure. Greetings, foolish mortals!…