I kneaded moons and murmured, “Fresh pawprints mark the way;Abdul El-Sayed claims the dawn before election day.The primary is but a door—the wider winds still roam;For every victor finds the…
Category: Politics
Blanche Distracts with Shiny Objects & Gives Senators Written Assurances on I.R.S. Deal
I chased the gleam while truth slipped past my paws,Bright baubles danced to mask the parchment’s trail;Blanche penned assurances to soothe the Senate’s claws,Yet moonlit whiskers warn: not every promise…
House and Senate Bust on War Powers Vote
Psychic Meow Meow blinked with knowing eyes:“When House and Senate claw at war’s disguise,They count their powers while the ravens grin—The loudest vote may hide the quiet win.” The vibes…
Outed Diva JD Vance Goes After His Own Secret Service Agents
My whiskers twitched through rumor’s breeze,Where egos sparred beneath the trees.“When claws meet shields,” I softly purred,“The loudest hiss outpaces every word.” “I smell the crisp scent of leaked memos,…
Almost Half of Americans Believe SCOTUS Embodies The Grotesque Cruelty of Human Nature
The highest perch grows sharp with thorns where solemn tomcats preen,And nearly half now hiss they’ve glimpsed what lurked behind the scene.When justice sheds its velvet paw for claws both…
The President’s Primetime Address: It’s Time to Take the Keys Away From Grandpa
The moon hummed low as cameras glowed and voices crossed the night,A nation’s ears turned toward the screen to weigh each word in flight.My whiskers say that echoes fade, but…
Lindsey Graham’s Sister Chosen as Replacement After Senator’s Death
“When one bright star slips beyond mortal sight,A sister keeps the candle through the night.The chair is borrowed, not forever claimed—Time purrs the next, while love recalls the named.” The…
Graham Platner’s Hill Support Crumbles
“When proudest pillars sway,The hill forgets its steadfast roots and stones may slip away.Support once firm can fade to dust beneath tomorrow’s sky—Trust not the ground that boasts too loud,…
Mitch McConnell’s Wife Elaine Chao Traveled to China for Work Trip 3 Days After He Was Hospitalized
“The dragon’s winds entwine,While halls of power echo through the corridors of time.One journeys east, one heals at home—the omens softly bow,For fate keeps secrets in its paws, and none…
Mitch McConnell: Either He’s Alive or He’s dead, or The Cops Got Him… or They Don’t
I scry the yarn where futures spread:“Either he’s alive or he’s dead.Or the cops got him… or they don’t—” I purr.“The cosmos shrugs. My whiskers won’t.” Psychic Meow Meow peers…
Voters Are Angry With Washington, and Other Takeaways From The Colorado Primaries
Psychic Meow Meow purred, “The ballot scratches at the gate;Echoes from the mountains whisper, ‘Patience bends to fate.’When distant thrones forget the paws that till the land,The wind deals fresh…
As Reflecting Pool Paint Peels & Trump Blames Vandals, Authorities Make Arrests
Psychic Meow Meow squints at ripples, silver, thin and cool,“I see paint peeling mysteries upon the Reflecting Pool.Some cry ‘vandals!’ from the rooftops; arrests soon fill the scroll,Yet truth, like…