Weekly Horoscope: Capricorn (May 17 – 23)

Capricorn May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Capricorn (May 17 – 23) Saturn is squaring your sense of humor, which shouldn’t be a problem since you don’t…

Capricorn May 10th – 16th, 2006

Capricorn May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Ugh, look what the cat dragged in. It’s Capricorn, the zodiac’s favorite corporate drone. Psychic Meow Meow was having a perfectly good…

Capricorn May 3rd – 9th, 2026

Capricorn May 3rd – 9th, 2006 | RSS.com Oh, look who it is. Capricorn. The human equivalent of a spreadsheet that nobody asked for. Psychic Meow Meow has been watching…

Capricorn April 26th – May 2nd, 2026

Capricorn April 26th – May 2nd, 2026 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Capricorn (April 26 – May 2) From the desk of Psychic Meow Meow Oh, look who decided to grace…

Capricorn April 19th – April 25th, 2026

Capricorn April 19th – April 25th, 2026 | RSS.com Capricorn Weekly Horoscope: April 19th – April 25th, 2026 Well, if it isn’t Capricorn, the zodiac’s favorite corporate drone. I’d tell…

Capricorn April 12th – April 18th, 2026

Capricorn April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Look who finally showed up. Did you finish your 80-hour work week, or did you just take a five-minute break to…

Capricorn Weekly Horoscope April 5th – 11, 2026

Capricorn April 5 – April 11, 2026 | RSS.com Well, look who decided to clock in. The human spreadsheet. Psychic Meow Meow was having a very productive nap until your…

Capricorn March 29 – April 4, 2026

Capricorn March 29 – April 4, 2026 | RSS.com Oh, look who decided to grace us with their joyless presence. It’s the human equivalent of a spreadsheet. Sit down, Capricorn,…

Capricorn Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026

Capricorn March 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who showed up. The “CEO” of the zodiac. Psychic Meow Meow was in the middle of a very important grooming session, but…

Capricorn March 15 – 21, 2026

Capricorn: The “Why Am I Doing Everything?” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: A Masterclass in Being Annoying The Sun moves into Pisces on the 15th, joining a cluster…

Capricorn March 8 – 14, 2026

Capricorn March 8 – 14, 2026 Well, look who decided to crawl out from under their mountain of spreadsheets and “to-do” lists. It’s Capricorn, the zodiac’s favorite corporate drone. Here…

Capricorn March 1 – 7, 2026

Capricorn March 1 – 7, 2026 Oh, look who finally stopped working for three seconds to check their future. It’s Capricorn, the zodiac’s human spreadsheet. Psychic Meow Meow was busy…