Psychic Meow Meow peers into the litter-box stars:āThe clouds clearāOutlook purrs, Teams finds its paws.Dark cables untangle, the mews subside,Calendars nap, and meetings land on their feet once more.ā Oh,…
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“Go f*ck yourself”
Psychic Meow Meow purrs from a velvet chair:āMy whiskers tingleāhearings shake the air.A headline hisses, āGo f*ck yourself,ā it cries,Angry words clawed loose as Jack Smithās gavel sighs.ā Oh, you…
He-Man faces off with Skeletor in first āMasters of the Universeā trailer
I nap and see Eternia clash in bloom,He-Man lifts power, Skeletor spells doom.From crystal balls to swords held tight,I hiss: by Grayskull, fur meets fight. š¾āļø The power of Grayskull…
Vanna White Marries Her Longtime Partner John Donaldson
My whiskers tingleālove locks into fate,Vanna says āvowels,ā now Donaldson āmate.āFrom spinning wheels to rings shining bright,I purr: long patience earns forever right. š¾š Vanna White finally solved the most…
āSinnersā Gets Most Oscar Nominations Ever
From litter box visions, the stars align,āSinnersā swims in goldānine lives times nine.I knead the red carpet, foretell the sweep:So many noms, even Oscar must leap. š¾āØ Ryan Cooglerās Sinners…
Carlos Beltran, elected to Baseball Hall of Fame
I bat at fate; the omens curve just right,Carlos BeltrĆ”n ascends to copper light.In Cooperstown, his legend purrs the sameāNine lives werenāt enoughā¦ he earned his fame. Greetings, seekers of…
Rachel McAdams honored with star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
I paw the stars; one hums with golden gleam,Rachel McAdams steps into the dream.On Hollywoodās walk, her light is set aflameāI flick my tailā¦ the cosmos knows her name. Greetings,…
Massive Winter Storm To Target Over 180 Million
I knead the void and purr a warning low,A white-fanged sky prepares a heavy blow.One-eight-oh million souls, snowbound in fateāStock treats, seek warmthā¦ and do not tempt the gate. Greetings,…
Dow tumbles more than 850 points and dollar slides over Greenland and tariff threats
Iām Psychic Meow Meow, tail twitching with dread,I nap on the tickerāred yarns are spread.Dow claws down deep, dollar skids northbound,Greenland winds hiss: tariffs stalk the ground. š¾š® Actually, as…
JD Giving it to Usha Vance Instead of Couch; announces sheās pregnant with her fourth child
Iām Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned just right,I peer past the rumors, into truthās soft light.Not couches or chatterāhome wins the dance,Joy purrs: fourth kitten coming for Usha Vance. š¾š®…
Indiana wins the College Football Playoff National Championship
I am Psychic Meow Meow, paws tingling with sight,Stars purr in my whiskers this championship night.Hoosiers roar loud, seeāI knead fateās seam,Indiana reigns supreme; yes, I foresaw the dream. š¾š®…
DOJ vows to waste time and resources pressing charges after activists disrupt church where Minnesota ICE official is a pastor
I paw the threads where power and protest entwine,A church, a calling, fault lines drawn in time.When justice chases shadows, spending breath and bone,Wisdom asks which seeds of peace are…