From Psychic Meow Meow, eyes glowing bright,I saw a giant fall mid-game tonight—Victor struck earth, stars ringing in his head,A hush fell heavy where the crowd once spread. Purring with…
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The Onion Launches New Effort to Turn Infowars into Parody Website
From satiric stars I softly spy,A jest reborn where rants once cry—The Onion weaves with comic might,To turn loud storms to laughing light. The crystal ball is glowing with a…
US Supreme Court to Assess FCC Power to Fine
From marble halls my whiskers twitch,Nine robed minds weigh signal and switch—Can watchdogs bite with coin and claw?Or must their teeth yield back to law? The air is thick with…
Who is John Ternus, the Incoming Apple CEO?
From the velvet void I purr and see,A maker of glass and circuitry—Not Jobs reborn, but steady flame,John Ternus steps, and shapes the name. The spirits of Silicon Valley have…
Happy 420!
Psychic Meow Meow blinks through a fragrant haze,Foreseeing mellow vibes in emerald-tinted days,Paws tracing constellations in a slow, dreamy swoon,“Happy 420,” it purrs, beneath a giggling moon. The crystal ball…
What Just Happened After Oba Femi’s Win Over Brock Lesnar?
f Psychic Meow Meow saw the ring ripple and bend,As Oba Femi stood tall where giants pretend,Brock Lesnar faded like thunder that rolled out of sight,And destiny purred softly—“a new…
Shreveport, LA. Reeling a Day After Mass Shooting Leaves 8 Children Dead
Psychic Meow Meow gazes through the veil of heat and grief,Over Shreveport’s hush where sirens fade to disbelief,Eight small stars gone dim, yet their echoes softly stay,Whiskering through tomorrow, urging…
Litter-Box-Level Intel: The 2026 NBA Playoffs
Psychic Meow Meow’s Litter-Box-Level Intel: The 2026 NBA Playoffs Listen up, kittens. The stars are aligning, the catnip is fresh, and the 2026 NBA Playoff bracket is finally set. I’ve…
Virgo April 19th – April 25th, 2026
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Taurus April 19th – April 25th, 2026
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Scorpio April 19th – April 25th, 2026
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Sagittarius April 19th – April 25th, 2026
Sagittarius April 19th – April 25th, 2026 | RSS.com Sagittarius Weekly Horoscope: April 19th – April 25th, 2026 Oh, look who wandered in—Sagittarius, the zodiac’s resident “wanderer” (which is just…