Psychic Meow Meow blinks through tomorrow’s air,and whispers a headline I’m not meant to share—“Jesse Jackson, brave voice of the dreamers’ door,eighty-four candles fade… but his light purrs on forever.”…
Category: Politics
Mitch McConnell hospitalized over “flu-like symptoms”
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers read the news with a squint,A headline says Mitch McConnell’s under-the-weather hint,“Flu-like symptoms,” it murmurs, from the crystal ball’s glow—I foresee rest, warm tea……
Asked about Ilhan Omar being accosted, Trump’s ugly response spoke volumes
Psychic Meow Meow peers through time, tail twitching slow:“When asked of Omar’s trial by heckle and shove,The loud man hissed back spite, not care nor love—Silence meows truth: his answer…
“Go f*ck yourself”
Psychic Meow Meow purrs from a velvet chair:“My whiskers tingle—hearings shake the air.A headline hisses, ‘Go f*ck yourself,’ it cries,Angry words clawed loose as Jack Smith’s gavel sighs.” Oh, you…
JD Giving it to Usha Vance Instead of Couch; announces she’s pregnant with her fourth child
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned just right,I peer past the rumors, into truth’s soft light.Not couches or chatter—home wins the dance,Joy purrs: fourth kitten coming for Usha Vance. 🐾🔮…
Ex-wife of Sinema aide accuses former Arizona senator of wrecking her marriage
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, paws on fate’s thin thread,I sniff accusations curling where headlines tread.An ex-wife hisses blame, says hearts were led astray—But I only read the vibes… truth still…
Trump Threatens to Invoke Insurrection Act
I, Psychic Meow Meow, hiss at the threads of fate:A former king growls laws meant for turbulent state.The Insurrection Act glints like a claw in the gloom—I paw the future…
Trump’s Investigation of Powell Is Also a Warning to the Next Fed Chair
Psychic Meow Meow reads the tea leaves curled and tight:Trump’s gaze on Powell hums with omen’s purr,A warning clawed in shadow for the next chair’s night—The Fed’s future stalked by…
Jesse Ventura calls Trump a ‘a draft-dodging coward’
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I scratch truth on the couch,Through cable-news static my whiskers still vouch:Ventura hisses sharp—“draft-dodging coward,” he spat,I blink once at the omen, then nap after that.…
Sen. Mark Kelly fires back after Hegseth threatens his rank and retirement pay
I hiss at the omens—Kelly stands, claws out, calm and clear,Hegseth rattles sabers, but the stars don’t fear.Rank and pay waved like yarn in a reckless display,I blink—truth lands on…
Minnesota governor Tim Walz drops re-election run after welfare fraud allegations
Tim Walz, once on a hopeful climb,Now faces shadows, caught in time,Welfare whispers and clouds of doubt,His re-election dreams flicker out. Greetings, seeker. The crystal ball is vibrating with the…