Jesse Ventura calls Trump a ‘a draft-dodging coward’

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I scratch truth on the couch,Through cable-news static my whiskers still vouch:Ventura hisses sharp—“draft-dodging coward,” he spat,I blink once at the omen, then nap after that.…

Sen. Mark Kelly fires back after Hegseth threatens his rank and retirement pay

I hiss at the omens—Kelly stands, claws out, calm and clear,Hegseth rattles sabers, but the stars don’t fear.Rank and pay waved like yarn in a reckless display,I blink—truth lands on…

Minnesota governor Tim Walz drops re-election run after welfare fraud allegations

Tim Walz, once on a hopeful climb,Now faces shadows, caught in time,Welfare whispers and clouds of doubt,His re-election dreams flicker out. Greetings, seeker. The crystal ball is vibrating with the…