I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers read the news with a squint,A headline says Mitch McConnell’s under-the-weather hint,“Flu-like symptoms,” it murmurs, from the crystal ball’s glow—I foresee rest, warm tea……
Category: Politics
Asked about Ilhan Omar being accosted, Trump’s ugly response spoke volumes
Psychic Meow Meow peers through time, tail twitching slow:“When asked of Omar’s trial by heckle and shove,The loud man hissed back spite, not care nor love—Silence meows truth: his answer…
“Go f*ck yourself”
Psychic Meow Meow purrs from a velvet chair:“My whiskers tingle—hearings shake the air.A headline hisses, ‘Go f*ck yourself,’ it cries,Angry words clawed loose as Jack Smith’s gavel sighs.” Oh, you…
JD Giving it to Usha Vance Instead of Couch; announces she’s pregnant with her fourth child
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned just right,I peer past the rumors, into truth’s soft light.Not couches or chatter—home wins the dance,Joy purrs: fourth kitten coming for Usha Vance. 🐾🔮…
Ex-wife of Sinema aide accuses former Arizona senator of wrecking her marriage
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, paws on fate’s thin thread,I sniff accusations curling where headlines tread.An ex-wife hisses blame, says hearts were led astray—But I only read the vibes… truth still…
Trump Threatens to Invoke Insurrection Act
I, Psychic Meow Meow, hiss at the threads of fate:A former king growls laws meant for turbulent state.The Insurrection Act glints like a claw in the gloom—I paw the future…
Trump’s Investigation of Powell Is Also a Warning to the Next Fed Chair
Psychic Meow Meow reads the tea leaves curled and tight:Trump’s gaze on Powell hums with omen’s purr,A warning clawed in shadow for the next chair’s night—The Fed’s future stalked by…
Jesse Ventura calls Trump a ‘a draft-dodging coward’
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I scratch truth on the couch,Through cable-news static my whiskers still vouch:Ventura hisses sharp—“draft-dodging coward,” he spat,I blink once at the omen, then nap after that.…
Sen. Mark Kelly fires back after Hegseth threatens his rank and retirement pay
I hiss at the omens—Kelly stands, claws out, calm and clear,Hegseth rattles sabers, but the stars don’t fear.Rank and pay waved like yarn in a reckless display,I blink—truth lands on…
Minnesota governor Tim Walz drops re-election run after welfare fraud allegations
Tim Walz, once on a hopeful climb,Now faces shadows, caught in time,Welfare whispers and clouds of doubt,His re-election dreams flicker out. Greetings, seeker. The crystal ball is vibrating with the…