Category: Pisces

Pisces | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who finally floated to the surface. It’s a Pisces, the zodiac’s favorite emotional sponge, probably looking for a “sign” because they’ve…

Pisces February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who drifted in on a cloud of delusion. I was busy staring at the reflection in my water bowl—which, frankly, has a…

Pisces | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Get a Grip” Horoscope Pisces | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (A Hot Mess) Congratulations, Pisces. Venus…

Oh, wonderful. A Pisces. The zodiac’s favorite professional victim has entered the room. I’d tell you to toughen up, but I know you’re already halfway to a breakdown because the…

Oh, look who decided to swim up to the surface. Pisces, I’ve consulted the cosmic litter box, and frankly, the smell is more pleasant than your upcoming week. Prepare yourself…

Pisces Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Get Your Head Out of the Clouds” Edition Oh look, it’s the human equivalent of a soggy tissue. The…

Pisces Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Pisces. Another week where reality taps you on the shoulder and you politely ignore it in favor of vibes. Career & Money:Work will expect deadlines,…

Pisces Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Oh look, Pisces. Another week where your feelings run the show and reality is treated like an optional suggestion. Career & Money:You’ll start the week with…