I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I knead fate with my paw,In desert confetti I glimpse what I saw:Miami outlasts Ole Miss, claws in deep grip,Fiesta Bowl whispers—CFP goes to the U,…
Month: January 2026
‘Tangled’ Live-Action Movie Finds Its Leads
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I gaze through the screen—Tangled finds faces for lantern-lit dreams.New voices, new braids, fate neatly aligns,I swat at the future—it sparkles, it shines. Greetings, seeker. The…
RFK Jr.’s new food pyramid puts meat, cheese and vegetables at the top
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I sniff future plates—RFK Jr. stacks steak high, reorders the fates.Meat, cheese, greens perched proudly on top,I purr at the pyramid—kibble still drops. The crystal ball…
Renee Nicole Good
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I peer through the haze—Renee Nicole Good, a life, not a phrase.A woman with mornings, with plans left undone,My tail flicks in sorrow—names matter, not guns.
Stranger Things star shuts down secret episode theory after finale backlash
I sense a theory hissed like mice in the wall,A secret lost episode fans swear they saw.The star knocks the yarn ball clear down the hall—Some doors stay shut, even…
Ex-NFL pro Matt Kalil sues ex-wife Haley for saying his penis size ended their marriage
I see court scrolls rustle with whispers and spite,A marriage unraveled by rumors of “size.”Truth curls like yarn in the gossip-filled night—I nap on the facts; let the judges decide.…
Ravens fire coach John Harbaugh
I see purple sparks ‘round Coach Harbaugh’s glow,A fire in his whistle, nine lives in each throw.Ravens soar high when his laser eyes gleam—My litter box trembles… postseason dream. Greetings,…
Capricorn Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Capricorn Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Ah, Capricorn. Another week to dutifully grind, stress over details, and silently judge everyone who “isn’t you.” Career & Money:You’ll take work way too seriously this…
Sagittarius Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Sagittarius Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Oh, Sagittarius. Another week where commitment terrifies you, but you’ll chase every shiny distraction anyway. Career & Money:Work may require focus, deadlines, or, heaven forbid, actual…
Scorpio Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Scorpio Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Oh, Scorpio. Another week for brooding in your own intensity and convincing yourself the world is conspiring against you—because clearly, it is. Career & Money:You’ll feel…
Virgo Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Virgo Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Ah, Virgo. Another week of pretending that meticulous planning actually controls the chaos of life. Spoiler: it doesn’t. Career & Money:You’ll spend most of your week…
Libra Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Libra Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Oh, Libra. Another week of indecision, overthinking, and pretending balance is actually a life skill. Career & Money:You’ll spend more time weighing options than actually doing…