Chipotle’s Friday the 13th freebie gets those with tattoos a BOGO deal

Friday the 13th, my whiskers foresee,Marked souls wander to Chipotle Mexican Grill with glee.Show ink to the counter, the omen’s just so—One bowl for the price of one… the second…

Cracker Barrel issues strict new dining rule

I am Psychic Meow Meow, I purr-see the truth in your stew—At Cracker Barrel’s porch of fate, a strict new rule breaks through.Rocking chairs creak destiny, hush now, gravy must…